Q: What dose a Cuban do when he get's a flat tire?
Q: How do you blindfold and Asian?
A: Dental floss.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: What's so good about getting a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: What dose a redneck virgin look like?
A: A seven year old girl who can out run her brothers.
Q: Why are a black man's eyes red after sex?
A: Pepper Spray.
Q: What sex position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girl friend?
A: Wiped his ass.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes your hole week.
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made the Chain too long.
Q: What's the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball?
A: Men will actually look for a golf ball.
Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other?
A: How do we find an egg in all this ****
Q: How many mice dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them in
the light bulb
Q: What is the definition of a Yankee?
A: Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.