Jew Jokes (Racist jokes 2)

I asked a jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve.

What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of!

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.

Why are Jewish synagogues round?
So they cant hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!

What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
Boy scouts come back from their camps.

How can you tell a Jewish house at Christmas?
Parking meter on the roof.

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