What Would Happen if. . .
What would happen If:
1.) I want to see one episode where Spiderman Bites someone.....
Would It Make Venom?
2.) I want to see the hulk take jack nicholson's anger management class.
Would It work?
3.) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
It does, as soon as it's dry. That's why you can't get dry glue out of the bottle.
4.) Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
No, I can't.
5.) Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
To demonstrate need.
6.) Is it possible to be totally partial?
No, but it's possible to be partially total.
8.) What's another word for thesaurus?
Synonym-finder.
9.) If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?
No; then it's an example.
10.) Does anyone notice i skipped number 7?
if so green thumbs for more, red for less.
11.) If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
No.?
12.) When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Cardboard.
13.) If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
No, then you have double the problem.
14.)If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?
Sure -- if someone is there to hear it.
15.) If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
No.
16.) If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
Only if he loses.
17.) When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Lanolin.
18.) Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
No, and neither should anyone else -- have you seen the ingredient list?!
19.) Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
20.) What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
Smile.
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