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Submitted: 06/19/2012
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#67 - steckenrider (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #70 - lemonpepsiking (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
technically you became bros after the hoe
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#37 - ivandude (06/20/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I don't think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can cosign. I mean don't get me wrong. A Pimp Named Slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A Pimp Named Slickback don't do **** for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don't do **** for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain't gettin' a goddamn thing.
#87 - angelojuusan (06/20/2012) [+] (7 replies)
#65 - dirtyharold (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
had to be done
#34 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Story time Fj, stick around or not, I don't care. So I live in a small town of 2000-3000 people, and my school has around 150 kids in it. So grades 9-12 were allowed to go to prom. I'm 15, so this was pretty good news. I find out my crush is going to prom and my bud convinces me to go (I wasn't planning on going). She says that I should go, so I do. I put on my nice suit and tie, and put on some of my Dad's expensive cologne. I felt like a million bucks. So me and my bud arrive at prom at around 9 30 or so, and there is hardly anyone there. When people started showing up, I was more anxious to see my crush and how she looked. When she arrived, she looked so goddamn beautiful, words cannot even comprehend. Almost immediately she comes over to me and gives me a kiss on my cheek. She said she was going to dance for a bit, and she said that we should dance to a slow-song. I said sure. So by time a slow song comes up, she takes my hand and we go onto the dance floor. She then proceeds to pour her feelings out to me, she says that she always liked me and that she didn't want to ruin our friendship. I was in shock, I told her I felt the same way and that I had feelings for her too. She then smiled and leaned in and kissed me. This was also a shock to me, I never kissed a women yet and it felt amazing! We were all over each other the entire night, we danced and we had a good time. I didn't want the night to end.

This was on a Saturday, so when Monday came around the corner, I asked her if she wanted to hang out after school, and she said sure. When hanging out, I ask her if we were "official". She then proceeds to tell me that she didn't regret what happened, but she wasn't "good enough for me". I didn't know what to say, I felt like she just ripped my heart. Well regardless, that was my story, I would add more details but the character count says otherwise. If you stuck around, I tip my hat to you. If you TL;DR, I respect that as well. Good day to you, kind reader.
#98 - blueafell (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#28 - zeatguy (06/19/2012) [-]
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#85 - notsofunnycomedy (06/20/2012) [-]
they were bros before they met.  they're like soul mates, but better.  they're Soul Bros
they were bros before they met. they're like soul mates, but better. they're Soul Bros
#24 - irokk (06/19/2012) [-]
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#77 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (06/20/2012) [-]
#59 - HighLitedHelios ONLINE (06/20/2012) [-]
Story time: Last year, for Junior Prom, I asked a girl if she would go with me. She said yes and a couple of days later she said we were just going as friends. That sucked, but I still said fine. About a week later, I started getting involved with a girl I liked so I went for it and asked her, thinking it would be no big deal ditching the first girl because we were just going as friends. The first girl found out and raged at me. Then she got all of our mutual friends to hate on my until I said I'd go with her again. Second girl breaks up with me for another guy, and I go with first girl to Junior Prom. Date decides to dance with her friend the whole night and leaves 30 mins early to get drunk on the party bus. Now me and the second girl have been happily dating for nearly 5 months without any problems. Feels good man. Oh, and one other thing.

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User avatar #97 - chiefhuskey (06/20/2012) [-]
>be 18
>get bitches
>feels great
User avatar #94 - WildRover (06/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
hmm i dunno, im calling ******** on this one you guys...
#103 to #94 - derpology (06/20/2012) [-]
no way man, it's on funny junk
there's just the coolest guys over here, they can't lie
#45 - mrfourtysevenman (06/20/2012) [-]
thats sad. my girlfriend broke up with me just because i thought no meant yes
you were looking me in the eye and that means youre challenging me bitch
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