My dad came into my room the other day while my brother and I were writing music, this was the conversation that took place...
Dad: You didn't say happy Father's Day today.
Me: Yes I did, I said "Happy D-Day" just this morning before you went to work.
Brother: Happy Doomsday?
Me: Look, it's not my fault Dad and Hitler both have the same special day.
Dad: Did you just compare me to Hitler?
Brother: On the bright side, Hitler had an army.
Dad: That's true. Good enough.
Happy belated D-Day to all the fathers out there.