I Want It.

I was on the way back home from Youth Group camping trip

I saw a bumper sticker on the car in front of us

Without thinking, I read it out loud

"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair"

I sat there for a second trying to figure out what the frock I just read

Then I realized what I said out loud

I looked around the car

EVERYONE is awkwardly silent

I want that bumper sticker