Thank God for Rednecks

i'm from Georgia,and i have to say.this is true.at this very moment i have 5 knives next to my bed,and three on my desk.there are two gun cabinets in my house and one is in my room and i'm the youngest so that sayin something.inside my gun cabinet is one cross bow,one real sword,one kendo sword,and a compound bow that goes through 3in of plywood at 60 feet like it was made of microwaved butter.
TL;DR?i'll kill them there zombies with ma huntin bow Bessy.

Haha I know right

Wait

Fuck I live in Florida

Alabama.

BRING IT BITCHES!!!

Hey! Floridian here.
...Go die in a hole.

God bless gun rights.

Louisiana here. In case of a zombie attack I'm going to a place in Mississippi xD. 80 acres of NOTHING. Come find me zombies!

Hey! You know a lot of important people who contribute to society live in Florida!

There's, um, blac- No. The elderly help by-Nah. All the college kids help by... polluting the bea- Fuck.

THERE'S NASA

I live North of Atlanta..... maybe it won't reach that far..... and if it does, I have a bomb shelter to hide in.....

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<------ this picture is completely relevant

I feel pretty safe now

yee haw you sum'bitch pile of monkey nuts!

rap star krispy kreme will fucking murder them all

crap. i'm in SC

am i the only one who can't wait

Beautiful.

I laughed too hard

I live in oklahoma..I wonder if we are safe? My dad has lots of guns, so I guess Ill be ok if not....