I ate my babies.

>be home alone
>Fuck it time to fap.jpg
>Find some awesome porn
>milf shit nah meen?
>finish into empty water bottle
>proceed with my day
>2 hours later
>Just finished a bag of spicy chips
>Shit thirsty as hell
>Grab water bottle
>fill up at tap
>quickly chug water
>Notice bubbles fizzing on my mouth
>check bottle, foggy water
>realize
>ohgodwhy