that's just about as impressive as a hole in one 0_oon a par 4in the rain
on the moon
Without a golf club.
on one leg
on your head
and lactating from your nipple's dick
with a twig
on a monday
While jacking off to gay midget ****** porn
with your mother in the same room
while browsing on 4chan
Without an erection.
with no internet connection
while singing the national anthem
Without any milk.
While reciting the Oxford English dictionary in German