addicting diablo

Be 12, year 2000
Home alone playing Diablo 1
Been playing for a few days
Mom out grocery shopping
Need to fart really bad
Decide its time to lift a leg and ease one out slowly
BossfightDiablo.jpeg out of nowhere
Easing one out becomes thunderous on hard wooden chair
Nevertrustafart.org
Needs to kill Diablo
Shit spraying everywhere
Mom comes home
"What the flying fuck is that smell!?!"
Still shitting
Still on Diablo fight
Kills him, Mom furious about shit everywhere
Still the best memory ever!