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Two Scientists Walk into a Bar

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Submitted: 05/24/2012
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#56 - anon (05/25/2012) [-]
First scientist comrade says ‘I’ll have glass of Vodka.”

Second scientist comrade says ‘I’ll have a glass of Vodka too. It’s end of day and time to take break from work for Great Motherland.”

Then KGB come and makes arrest for Russian scientists have not shared vodka with people.

Such is life in Moscow.
User avatar #44 - FriendlyStoner (05/25/2012) [+] (12 replies)
I dont get it....somebody explain
#49 to #44 - anon (05/25/2012) [-]
He wanted the other scientist to say "I'll also have a glass of H20 too (which sounds like, I 'll also have a glass of H202), which is hydrogen peroxide and is used in rocket propellent for example, AKA its deadly.
User avatar #78 - tannertheguy (05/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
for those od you who dont get it
scientist #2 says "ill have some H20 too"
h202 is poisonous
#57 - rocksygen (05/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Reminded me of this.
#59 - Ihazfunkitty (05/25/2012) [-]
oh well, over to plan b: stab the 						****					 out of him
oh well, over to plan b: stab the **** out of him
#26 - mcpanda (05/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
A few of my friends and I were in an empty Special Ed classroom working on a project for my English Honors class, and I said I was thirsty. My friend grabbed a spray bottle filled with a clear liquid and started spraying my face, thinking it was water. My friend's face when I read the label and it was Hydrogen Peroxide
A few of my friends and I were in an empty Special Ed classroom working on a project for my English Honors class, and I said I was thirsty. My friend grabbed a spray bottle filled with a clear liquid and started spraying my face, thinking it was water. My friend's face when I read the label and it was Hydrogen Peroxide
#33 to #26 - auesis (05/25/2012) [-]
>HFW he actually filled it with Hydrofluoric acid
>HFW he actually filled it with Hydrofluoric acid
#35 - kirbyy (05/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I don't see what you did there.
#104 - SPEK (05/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#7 - derpanddecay (05/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
wat
#10 to #7 - anon (05/25/2012) [-]
H2O2 is deadly ^^
#85 - divinedpk (05/25/2012) [+] (14 replies)
thanks guy but ill have some dihyrdogen monoxide instead
User avatar #75 - rammsteinchik (05/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Atom 1: "Oh no, I've lost an electron!"
Atom 2 "Are you sure?"
Atom 1: "I'm positive!"

A haha...ha...chemistry jokes are funny to me.
User avatar #65 - chaosandmadness (05/25/2012) [-]
HA! science jokes
#113 - itotallylold ONLINE (05/25/2012) [-]
I got it instantly
I got it instantly
#64 - steamwhistler (05/25/2012) [-]
Hmm, Yes. I do find this quite amusing. Well done sir.
#15 - steamysurprise (05/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #16 to #15 - steamysurprise (05/25/2012) [-]
↓↓↓ **** you. ↓↓↓
#14 - littlepolski (05/25/2012) [-]
very humerus my friend.
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