Are you motherfuckers ready for a True Story? Because I have one whether you like it or not.
So this happened after school, and I saw a girl playing with a hula hoop. She was moderately attractive and I had recognized her from a few times we had some fun conversations, so I headed to her direction.
"Step aside, let me show you how to use a hula hoop." She gave me the hula hoop and I tried several times to use it but never got past two seconds with it. I say that I am the champion of hula hoop to cover up my failure with sarcasm and she giggles a bit. the first thing that came to mind was of course "SHE WANTS MY COCK". Then I remembered that I for some reason put paper towels in my shirt to look like boobs. she noticed and asked what they were. I replied and said "Oh, they're paper towels." And took them out before walking away haters gonna hate style.
Fukken nailed it.
