>Be me
>Finish taking a shower
>Walk to my room, home alone being half wet wearing only a towel around my waist
>Hear a buzzing sound from behind my fold down drapes
>"this requires BOTH hands.jpg" and drop my towel
>Holyfuckingshit it's a wasp
>The fact that my neighbors caught glimpse of my manhood surprisingly came second to the ferocious beast
>Wind down the drapes again and grab the towel before securing the wasp
>Trap it in a glass and seal it with a sheet of paper
>Run up the stairs onto the balcony so i can release the fucker
>Conveniently timed car drives down the street only to make eye contact before shielding my shame behind the door
>Plan B
>Go to the living room facing the main street
>12 panel 180° window seemed like a better option at the time
>6 cars drive past from the time i got the wasp out, still only wearing a towel
>Sit down at the laptop there in order to type out this shit
>Mom comes home
>I'm wet, naked and infront of a computer in the living room
>"Are you masturbating?"
>MFW attempting to explain
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