Don't fap at parties

True childhood story time!
> be 14
> craving for fap at a party
> everyone is upstairs eating
> all alone on the couch downstairs by a TV
> Draw out dick, start fapping
> Still fapping, lost in fantasy
> 10 year old runs down stairs
> suddenly realize he is there
> He instantly turns to the TV and watches it right besides me, not noticing boner
> Silently zip pants and hide huge boner
> he turns to me, awkward stare
> pokerface.jpg
> he goes back upstairs
> Mission success: dodged bullet