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#88813 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
post your face other tell you whether they would punch you,kill you, fuck you, circlejerk with you, ride a unicorn off into the sunset etc.
User avatar #89125 to #88813 - TheseChocodiles (08/09/2013) [-]
wtf arent you unncommon?
#89151 to #89125 - unncommon ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
I don't look like him?
But I'm flattered that someone would remember me ^.^
User avatar #89118 to #88813 - rokkarokkaali (08/09/2013) [-]
derpityhurr look at this admin trying to steal your name
User avatar #89082 to #88813 - alexanderburns (08/08/2013) [-]
You look like Gary Busey.
User avatar #89186 to #89082 - herpitydorp (08/09/2013) [-]
I will rip out your endocrine system
User avatar #89109 to #89031 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
*obligatory female attention*
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User avatar #89148 to #89147 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
...?
#89150 to #89148 - unncommon ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, replied to wrong dude. Fucking Maxthon browser.
User avatar #89154 to #89150 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Oh well then
User avatar #89126 to #89109 - Spoony (08/09/2013) [-]
You're not obligated to give me attention because I'm a female. The comment said to post your face, so I posted my face.
User avatar #89133 to #89126 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
It... it was sarcasm...

Guess I shoulda gone with "ayo bby u wan som fuk?" to really get my cheesy joke across.

That aside, this is the first time you've commented in like a year... uhhh... wussup o.o
#89004 to #88813 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
Has no one said anything about you yet herpitydorp? You have a good smile, it's good.
I would have a normal conversation with you about TV or the weather lately.
User avatar #89007 to #89004 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
Thanks man! you seem like the kinda guy i could go hide bread in people's pockets with at the park so they get harassed by geese
User avatar #89008 to #89007 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
We'd be the ultimate double act of pranking, we would make a show called "Relatively Terrorised"... I would watch that shit and chuckle
User avatar #89009 to #89008 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm game let's do it as long as we can get a whacky host for the show
User avatar #89013 to #89009 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
Just the rest of the people in this thread.
They watch us from across the park face palming and shaking their heads and some canned laughter thrown on top every time we pull off one of our hilarious pranklets (small prank).
User avatar #89129 to #88986 - prettypalmtrees (08/09/2013) [-]
I love the waves of your hair
User avatar #89140 to #89129 - OptimusRhyme (08/09/2013) [-]
aww thank you!
User avatar #89043 to #88986 - davvi (08/08/2013) [-]
cool username
User avatar #89094 to #89043 - OptimusRhyme (08/08/2013) [-]
thanks dude!!
User avatar #88992 to #88986 - wox (08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would walk home and open doors for
User avatar #89095 to #88992 - OptimusRhyme (08/08/2013) [-]
find me a unicorn and we can ride off with it! XD
#88985 to #88813 - filipnocd (08/08/2013) [-]
What would you do with me?
#88959 to #88813 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
This is an entertaining thread... so much desperation in the replies to the QT's

I don't ever take faceshots so have a cropped posed shot...
#88958 to #88813 - Emers (08/08/2013) [-]
I don't have very many, so enjoy this picture of me and my horse.
User avatar #88966 to #88958 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
You look great! who's that chick on your back though?
User avatar #88960 to #88958 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
you own a horse?! O_O
#88991 to #88960 - Emers (08/08/2013) [-]
Two, actually.
User avatar #89018 to #88991 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
In 2 comments you managed to become cooler in my eyes than like 98% of funnyjunk. Be proud.

Not gonna lie though, this picture looks really odd. You and the horse kinda look overlayed on the background.
User avatar #89512 to #89018 - Emers (08/12/2013) [-]
Sorry for late reply, was in Moab for the weekend. But the arena was pretty dark at the time, that's why it looks funky. And thank you! Horses are my passion haha
User avatar #89514 to #89512 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
What's Moab? Oh, and it's cool that you have a passion that you're actually living through vicariously. You love horses... you got horses! Passion should always be so straightforward!
User avatar #89515 to #89514 - Emers (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh haha it's a place in southern Utah that a lot of tourist go to. It right by Arches National Park, Zions National Park and such. A lot of people go there to hike, bike, four wheel, or go off roading with vehicles like Jeeps, trucks, Rhinos, and so on. It's a lot of fun! And thank you! I agree, passions should be lived and not forgotten.
User avatar #89516 to #89515 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Sounds pretty awesome. I've always been into nature walks through forests... slightly different from that but eh... both are outdoorsy, right?
User avatar #89702 to #89516 - Emers (08/14/2013) [-]
I actually go for a trail ride once or twice a week, so I know that feel haha.
User avatar #89705 to #89702 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Colour me surprised. Not every day you meet a funnyjunker with such healthy lifestyle habits.
#89002 to #88991 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
I wish I could buy two horses...
I mean I wouldn't buy two horses but I'd buy some cool shit with that money I could spend on two horses
#88940 to #88813 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
Inb4 someone actually says fuck me.
#88931 to #88924 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
You've come prepared for some of the users here
You've come prepared for some of the users here
#88933 to #88932 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
Hope you brought your running shoes, fedoras are aerodynamic as fuck
#88934 to #88933 - loveyameanish (08/08/2013) [-]
Omg. A Father Ted reaction image. Oh wow.
Omg. A Father Ted reaction image. Oh wow.
#88936 to #88934 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
Unfortunatly that's all I've got
Plus the one you just saved thank you
User avatar #88879 to #88813 - skaffanl (08/08/2013) [-]
Because this is the internet I don't believe any of you.
User avatar #89086 to #88866 - gwegw (08/08/2013) [-]
>Cleavage
>Facebook style awful profile picture
Nice attention whoring you got there.
Nice conversation you had with anon.
0/10 seems like a slut.
#89211 to #89193 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
White knight much?
If not being attracted to someone whose all IRL's are pretty much "look at ma cleavege" "look at ma ass" and who comments seem slutty "yeah lol I got ma boobs out!" and in your face makes me a fag. Then I'm a fag. Better than going for girls like this. Plus she's underage, have fun jacking off to underage whore-ish images.
#89217 to #89211 - ariscorp (08/09/2013) [-]
"Better than going for girls like this"    
>Internet   
>Going for girls   
mfw   
(p.s anon, i just think your a fag for getting so butthurt over a pic lol, you should see a doctor about the niggerdick lodged deep in your intestines)
"Better than going for girls like this"
>Internet
>Going for girls
mfw
(p.s anon, i just think your a fag for getting so butthurt over a pic lol, you should see a doctor about the niggerdick lodged deep in your intestines)
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#89141 to #89086 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
Being attractive makes you an attention whore? Lol okay
#89210 to #89141 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
Using slutty pictures makes you an attention whore. There was no need for those pictures or that style, a nice picture of a face is ok. That profile picture is slutty, trying to show cleavage is slutty, talking about having breasts hanging out is slutty.

theres being pretty then theres using it to be an attention whore and throwing it in people faces because you're a girl. Either a white knight or the girl. Either way both pathetic.
User avatar #89128 to #89086 - prettypalmtrees (08/09/2013) [-]
You're allowed to have your own opinion, I see where you're coming from
#88950 to #88866 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would talk and never say anything sexual ever.
#88872 to #88866 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
gurl show them titties
User avatar #88874 to #88872 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
they're already hanging out lol
#88878 to #88874 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
true, my chest wouldn't be in a face picture, but im a man
ps show more of them titties gurl
User avatar #88899 to #88878 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
im underage so no :o
#88908 to #88899 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
not in my country, lets do this
User avatar #88909 to #88908 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
sorry but i have to decline ^.^
#88910 to #88909 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Fine jeez, I guess I'll just have to marry you.
User avatar #88911 to #88910 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
Yeah sure! c:
#88912 to #88911 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Wellll I'm anon right now and you wont even know the user who ends up marrying you is this anon, I am so cunning, shit I should make this an incredible sad and beta book
User avatar #88913 to #88912 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
I bet you're a pretty girl aren't you :3
#88914 to #88913 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm a hulking handsome man, I'm jacked bitch
User avatar #88916 to #88914 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
That's no way to talk to your new waifu
#88919 to #88916 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
I do wat I want slut 420 blaze it fagit u luv it hoe
User avatar #88920 to #88919 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
Awh <3 :')
#88922 to #88920 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm like fucking Wordsworth and Hemmingway rolled into one
User avatar #88943 to #88863 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would play league and chill with.
User avatar #88952 to #88943 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
xoxox
User avatar #88942 to #88854 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would marry at age 25 if both is single.
User avatar #88987 to #88942 - anonmos (08/08/2013) [-]
as if you'd still be single
User avatar #88988 to #88987 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
>Implying I'll ever find any girls ever
User avatar #88989 to #88988 - anonmos (08/08/2013) [-]
Nigga you know you hot stuff.
#88848 to #88813 - cheeseblob (08/08/2013) [-]
Guy on the right and im tripping balls.
User avatar #88995 to #88837 - fuckya (08/08/2013) [-]
Let's grab a unicorn.
#88873 to #88837 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
so angry cool man please let me suck your dick
#88834 to #88813 - jefftheturtle (08/08/2013) [-]
I would not be against a unicorn ride into the sunset with you. I'm not gay or anything, it just sounds epic. also no webcam and too lazy to take a picture with my phone.
User avatar #88946 to #88834 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 looks like that goatman thing from Narnia
#88849 to #88830 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
tits or gtfo
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#88962 to #88850 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm forever alone oki!
Fank u 4 dat, med mi so hapi ;'3
Her hav pic of my 4ever alone ass! ;) <3 Sext me l8r!
User avatar #89087 to #88962 - desdemona (08/08/2013) [-]
mm sx me
#89045 to #88962 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Is your name Alex?
User avatar #89071 to #89045 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
No it's not.
User avatar #89038 to #88962 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
I really love this picture. I can just imagine coming home and seeing you like this.
User avatar #89073 to #89038 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh, I wouldn't mind that!!
User avatar #89090 to #89073 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
Hahaha great.
User avatar #89052 to #89038 - daryldixon (08/08/2013) [-]
fucking cheater
User avatar #89055 to #89052 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm blocking you.
User avatar #89056 to #89055 - daryldixon (08/08/2013) [-]
lol i dont give a shit you ugly ass piece of shit
User avatar #88881 to #88850 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
haha my name is Jason
User avatar #89027 to #88881 - davvi (08/08/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #89101 to #89027 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
Autocorrect.
User avatar #88856 to #88850 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
did you just actually say that
User avatar #88864 to #88856 - desdemona (08/08/2013) [-]
You can tell there are loads of new people on social
User avatar #88865 to #88864 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
Thats probably one of me most 9gag statement i've heard this month, not you des, the forever alone one.
#88964 to #88865 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
This is what I meant..in a weird way.
User avatar #89117 to #88964 - teoberry (08/09/2013) [-]
make like a tree and fuck off
User avatar #88965 to #88964 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but, this is even more cancerous, you're like 14 so you're allowed to be i suppose, everyone grows out of it.
User avatar #88967 to #88965 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
Okay then.
User avatar #88971 to #88967 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
That's the harsh truth mfraid, rage comics are just so retarded
User avatar #88972 to #88971 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
Rage comics have been used all over this site. I'm just not even going to argue anymore...
User avatar #88973 to #88972 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
They used to be popular but they just got so overused they're cancer now
User avatar #89100 to #88973 - mayormilkman (08/08/2013) [-]
If only that could happen to Tumblr posts soon enough.
User avatar #88974 to #88973 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
So has the term "it gives me cancer".
User avatar #88976 to #88974 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
do you even know what the cancer we're talking about here is?
User avatar #88975 to #88974 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
exactly
User avatar #88896 to #88865 - desdemona (08/08/2013) [-]
It makes me die a little inside
User avatar #88835 to #88830 - jefftheturtle (08/08/2013) [-]
would fight a bear with
#88833 to #88830 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Aye bby u wanna go for a fedora ride while fondling my neck hair?
User avatar #88832 to #88830 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
would watch LOK with
#88822 to #88813 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #89104 to #88822 - shibe (08/08/2013) [-]
Trapper is an ugly fuck.
User avatar #88823 to #88822 - misticalz (08/08/2013) [-]
das trapper tho
User avatar #88824 to #88823 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
Who?
User avatar #88825 to #88824 - misticalz (08/08/2013) [-]
infamoustrapper
User avatar #88827 to #88825 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
Never heard of him.
#88860 to #88827 - davvi (08/08/2013) [-]
why do you save infamous' pic if you don't even know who he is?

he's cool
User avatar #88870 to #88860 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
S-sorry
User avatar #88927 to #88870 - davvi (08/08/2013) [-]
dude you've reached a new stage of pathetic. not knowing who infamoustrapper is...
User avatar #89022 to #88927 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
If that's what you think davvi... a-alright
User avatar #88826 to #88825 - misticalz (08/08/2013) [-]
ask davvi
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User avatar #88817 to #88816 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
isn't everybody on this damn site
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#88819 to #88818 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
don't worry I still love you
don't worry I still love you
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#88821 to #88820 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
*claps
*claps
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