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#88813 - herpitydorp
Reply +3
(08/08/2013) [-]
post your face other tell you whether they would punch you,kill you, fuck you, circlejerk with you, ride a unicorn off into the sunset etc.
#89125 to #88813 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/09/2013) [-]
wtf arent you unncommon?
#89151 to #89125 - unncommon
Reply 0
(08/09/2013) [-]
I don't look like him?
But I'm flattered that someone would remember me ^.^
#89118 to #88813 - rokkarokkaali
Reply 0
(08/09/2013) [-]
derpityhurr look at this admin trying to steal your name
#89082 to #88813 - alexanderburns ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
You look like Gary Busey.
#89186 to #89082 - herpitydorp
Reply 0
(08/09/2013) [-]
I will rip out your endocrine system
#89031 to #88813 - Spoony
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(08/08/2013) [-]
#89109 to #89031 - Sethorein
Reply -2
(08/08/2013) [-]
*obligatory female attention*
#89147 to #89109 - unncommon
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#89148 to #89147 - Sethorein
Reply -1
(08/09/2013) [-]
...?
#89150 to #89148 - unncommon
Reply 0
(08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, replied to wrong dude. Fucking Maxthon browser.
#89154 to #89150 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(08/09/2013) [-]
Oh well then
#89126 to #89109 - Spoony
Reply 0
(08/09/2013) [-]
You're not obligated to give me attention because I'm a female. The comment said to post your face, so I posted my face.
#89133 to #89126 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(08/09/2013) [-]
It... it was sarcasm...

Guess I shoulda gone with "ayo bby u wan som fuk?" to really get my cheesy joke across.

That aside, this is the first time you've commented in like a year... uhhh... wussup o.o
#89004 to #88813 - ohokay
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Has no one said anything about you yet herpitydorp? You have a good smile, it's good.
I would have a normal conversation with you about TV or the weather lately.
#89007 to #89004 - herpitydorp
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Thanks man! you seem like the kinda guy i could go hide bread in people's pockets with at the park so they get harassed by geese
#89008 to #89007 - ohokay
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(08/08/2013) [-]
We'd be the ultimate double act of pranking, we would make a show called "Relatively Terrorised"... I would watch that shit and chuckle
#89009 to #89008 - herpitydorp
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I'm game let's do it as long as we can get a whacky host for the show
#89013 to #89009 - ohokay
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Just the rest of the people in this thread.
They watch us from across the park face palming and shaking their heads and some canned laughter thrown on top every time we pull off one of our hilarious pranklets (small prank).
#89129 to #88986 - prettypalmtrees
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(08/09/2013) [-]
I love the waves of your hair
#89140 to #89129 - OptimusRhyme
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(08/09/2013) [-]
aww thank you!
#89043 to #88986 - davvi
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
cool username
#89094 to #89043 - OptimusRhyme
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
thanks dude!!
#88992 to #88986 - wox
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would walk home and open doors for
#89095 to #88992 - OptimusRhyme
Reply -2
(08/08/2013) [-]
find me a unicorn and we can ride off with it! XD
#88985 to #88813 - filipnocd
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
What would you do with me?
#88959 to #88813 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
This is an entertaining thread... so much desperation in the replies to the QT's

I don't ever take faceshots so have a cropped posed shot...
#88958 to #88813 - Emers
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
I don't have very many, so enjoy this picture of me and my horse.
#88966 to #88958 - ariscorp
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(08/08/2013) [-]
You look great! who's that chick on your back though?
#88960 to #88958 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
you own a horse?! O_O
#88991 to #88960 - Emers
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Two, actually.
#89018 to #88991 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
In 2 comments you managed to become cooler in my eyes than like 98% of funnyjunk. Be proud.

Not gonna lie though, this picture looks really odd. You and the horse kinda look overlayed on the background.
#89512 to #89018 - Emers
Reply 0
(08/12/2013) [-]
Sorry for late reply, was in Moab for the weekend. But the arena was pretty dark at the time, that's why it looks funky. And thank you! Horses are my passion haha
#89514 to #89512 - Sethorein
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(08/12/2013) [-]
What's Moab? Oh, and it's cool that you have a passion that you're actually living through vicariously. You love horses... you got horses! Passion should always be so straightforward!
#89515 to #89514 - Emers
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Oh haha it's a place in southern Utah that a lot of tourist go to. It right by Arches National Park, Zions National Park and such. A lot of people go there to hike, bike, four wheel, or go off roading with vehicles like Jeeps, trucks, Rhinos, and so on. It's a lot of fun! And thank you! I agree, passions should be lived and not forgotten.
#89516 to #89515 - Sethorein
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Sounds pretty awesome. I've always been into nature walks through forests... slightly different from that but eh... both are outdoorsy, right?
#89702 to #89516 - Emers
Reply 0
(08/14/2013) [-]
I actually go for a trail ride once or twice a week, so I know that feel haha.
#89705 to #89702 - Sethorein
Reply +1
(08/14/2013) [-]
Colour me surprised. Not every day you meet a funnyjunker with such healthy lifestyle habits.
#89002 to #88991 - ohokay
Reply +1
(08/08/2013) [-]
I wish I could buy two horses...
I mean I wouldn't buy two horses but I'd buy some cool shit with that money I could spend on two horses
#88940 to #88813 - percioz
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Inb4 someone actually says fuck me.
#88924 to #88813 - loveyameanish
Reply -5
(08/08/2013) [-]
I am this.
#88931 to #88924 - ohokay
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
You've come prepared for some of the users here
You've come prepared for some of the users here
#88932 to #88931 - loveyameanish
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Oh shi-
#88933 to #88932 - ohokay
Reply +1
(08/08/2013) [-]
Hope you brought your running shoes, fedoras are aerodynamic as fuck
#88934 to #88933 - loveyameanish
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Omg. A Father Ted reaction image. Oh wow.
Omg. A Father Ted reaction image. Oh wow.
#88936 to #88934 - ohokay
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Unfortunatly that's all I've got
Plus the one you just saved thank you
#88879 to #88813 - skaffanl
Reply +1
(08/08/2013) [-]
Because this is the internet I don't believe any of you.
#89086 to #88866 - gwegw
Reply +3
(08/08/2013) [-]
>Cleavage
>Facebook style awful profile picture
Nice attention whoring you got there.
Nice conversation you had with anon.
0/10 seems like a slut.
#89193 to #89086 - ariscorp
Reply 0
(08/09/2013) [-]
admin much.
#89211 to #89193 - anon
Reply 0
(08/09/2013) [-]
White knight much?
If not being attracted to someone whose all IRL's are pretty much "look at ma cleavege" "look at ma ass" and who comments seem slutty "yeah lol I got ma boobs out!" and in your face makes me a fag. Then I'm a fag. Better than going for girls like this. Plus she's underage, have fun jacking off to underage whore-ish images.
#89217 to #89211 - ariscorp
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(08/09/2013) [-]
"Better than going for girls like this"    
>Internet   
>Going for girls   
mfw   
(p.s anon, i just think your a fag for getting so butthurt over a pic lol, you should see a doctor about the niggerdick lodged deep in your intestines)
"Better than going for girls like this"
>Internet
>Going for girls
mfw
(p.s anon, i just think your a fag for getting so butthurt over a pic lol, you should see a doctor about the niggerdick lodged deep in your intestines)
#89209 to #89193 - babybeel
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#89141 to #89086 - anon
Reply 0
(08/09/2013) [-]
Being attractive makes you an attention whore? Lol okay
#89210 to #89141 - anon
Reply 0
(08/09/2013) [-]
Using slutty pictures makes you an attention whore. There was no need for those pictures or that style, a nice picture of a face is ok. That profile picture is slutty, trying to show cleavage is slutty, talking about having breasts hanging out is slutty.

theres being pretty then theres using it to be an attention whore and throwing it in people faces because you're a girl. Either a white knight or the girl. Either way both pathetic.
#89128 to #89086 - prettypalmtrees
Reply -1
(08/09/2013) [-]
You're allowed to have your own opinion, I see where you're coming from
#88950 to #88866 - percioz
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would talk and never say anything sexual ever.
#88955 to #88950 - prettypalmtrees
Reply -5
(08/08/2013) [-]
c:
#88872 to #88866 - anon
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
gurl show them titties
#88874 to #88872 - prettypalmtrees
Reply -5
(08/08/2013) [-]
they're already hanging out lol
#88878 to #88874 - anon
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
true, my chest wouldn't be in a face picture, but im a man
ps show more of them titties gurl
#88899 to #88878 - prettypalmtrees
Reply -5
(08/08/2013) [-]
im underage so no :o
#88908 to #88899 - anon
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
not in my country, lets do this
#88909 to #88908 - prettypalmtrees
Reply -5
(08/08/2013) [-]
sorry but i have to decline ^.^
#88910 to #88909 - anon
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Fine jeez, I guess I'll just have to marry you.
#88911 to #88910 - prettypalmtrees
Reply -4
(08/08/2013) [-]
Yeah sure! c:
#88912 to #88911 - anon
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Wellll I'm anon right now and you wont even know the user who ends up marrying you is this anon, I am so cunning, shit I should make this an incredible sad and beta book
#88913 to #88912 - prettypalmtrees
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I bet you're a pretty girl aren't you :3
#88914 to #88913 - anon
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
I'm a hulking handsome man, I'm jacked bitch
#88916 to #88914 - prettypalmtrees
Reply -5
(08/08/2013) [-]
That's no way to talk to your new waifu
#88919 to #88916 - anon
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
I do wat I want slut 420 blaze it fagit u luv it hoe
#88920 to #88919 - prettypalmtrees
Reply -5
(08/08/2013) [-]
Awh <3 :')
#88922 to #88920 - anon
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
I'm like fucking Wordsworth and Hemmingway rolled into one
#88925 to #88922 - prettypalmtrees
Reply -5
(08/08/2013) [-]
hot
#88863 to #88813 - ariscorp
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#88943 to #88863 - percioz
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would play league and chill with.
#88952 to #88943 - ariscorp
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
xoxox
#88854 to #88813 - anonmos
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#88942 to #88854 - percioz
Reply +1
(08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would marry at age 25 if both is single.
#88987 to #88942 - anonmos
Reply +1
(08/08/2013) [-]
as if you'd still be single
#88988 to #88987 - percioz
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
>Implying I'll ever find any girls ever
#88989 to #88988 - anonmos
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Nigga you know you hot stuff.
#88990 to #88989 - percioz
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(08/08/2013) [-]
#88848 to #88813 - cheeseblob
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Guy on the right and im tripping balls.
#88995 to #88837 - fuckya
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Let's grab a unicorn.
#88873 to #88837 - anon
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
so angry cool man please let me suck your dick
#88834 to #88813 - jefftheturtle
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
I would not be against a unicorn ride into the sunset with you. I'm not gay or anything, it just sounds epic. also no webcam and too lazy to take a picture with my phone.
#88946 to #88834 - percioz
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(08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 looks like that goatman thing from Narnia
#89059 to #88946 - corpsedolly
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#88830 to #88813 - corpsedolly
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(08/08/2013) [-]
#88849 to #88830 - anon
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
tits or gtfo
#88850 to #88849 - corpsedolly
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#88962 to #88850 - percioz
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I'm forever alone oki!
Fank u 4 dat, med mi so hapi ;'3
Her hav pic of my 4ever alone ass! ;) <3 Sext me l8r!
#89087 to #88962 - desdemona
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
mm sx me
#89045 to #88962 - anon
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Is your name Alex?
#89071 to #89045 - percioz
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
No it's not.
#89038 to #88962 - corpsedolly
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I really love this picture. I can just imagine coming home and seeing you like this.
#89073 to #89038 - percioz
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Oh, I wouldn't mind that!!
#89090 to #89073 - corpsedolly
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Hahaha great.
#89052 to #89038 - daryldixon
Reply +1
(08/08/2013) [-]
fucking cheater
#89055 to #89052 - corpsedolly
Reply -3
(08/08/2013) [-]
I'm blocking you.
#89056 to #89055 - daryldixon
Reply +1
(08/08/2013) [-]
lol i dont give a shit you ugly ass piece of shit
#89081 to #89056 - corpsedolly
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(08/08/2013) [-]
#88881 to #88850 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
Reply -1
(08/08/2013) [-]
haha my name is Jason
#89027 to #88881 - davvi
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
wat
#89101 to #89027 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Autocorrect.
#88856 to #88850 - ariscorp
Reply +3
(08/08/2013) [-]
did you just actually say that
#88864 to #88856 - desdemona
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
You can tell there are loads of new people on social
#88865 to #88864 - ariscorp
Reply +2
(08/08/2013) [-]
Thats probably one of me most 9gag statement i've heard this month, not you des, the forever alone one.
#88964 to #88865 - corpsedolly
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(08/08/2013) [-]
This is what I meant..in a weird way.
#89117 to #88964 - teoberry
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(08/09/2013) [-]
make like a tree and fuck off
#88965 to #88964 - ariscorp
Reply +2
(08/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but, this is even more cancerous, you're like 14 so you're allowed to be i suppose, everyone grows out of it.
#88967 to #88965 - corpsedolly
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Okay then.
#88971 to #88967 - ariscorp
Reply +2
(08/08/2013) [-]
That's the harsh truth mfraid, rage comics are just so retarded
#88972 to #88971 - corpsedolly
Reply -2
(08/08/2013) [-]
Rage comics have been used all over this site. I'm just not even going to argue anymore...
#88973 to #88972 - ariscorp
Reply +2
(08/08/2013) [-]
They used to be popular but they just got so overused they're cancer now
#89100 to #88973 - mayormilkman
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(08/08/2013) [-]
If only that could happen to Tumblr posts soon enough.
#88974 to #88973 - corpsedolly
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(08/08/2013) [-]
So has the term "it gives me cancer".
#88976 to #88974 - ariscorp
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(08/08/2013) [-]
do you even know what the cancer we're talking about here is?
#88975 to #88974 - ariscorp
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
exactly
#88896 to #88865 - desdemona
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(08/08/2013) [-]
It makes me die a little inside
#88835 to #88830 - jefftheturtle
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
would fight a bear with
#88833 to #88830 - anon
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
Aye bby u wanna go for a fedora ride while fondling my neck hair?
#88832 to #88830 - herpitydorp
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
would watch LOK with
#88822 to #88813 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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#89104 to #88822 - shibe
Reply +1
(08/08/2013) [-]
Trapper is an ugly fuck.
#88823 to #88822 - misticalz
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(08/08/2013) [-]
das trapper tho
#88824 to #88823 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
Reply -2
(08/08/2013) [-]
Who?
#88825 to #88824 - misticalz
Reply +1
(08/08/2013) [-]
infamoustrapper
#88827 to #88825 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
Reply -2
(08/08/2013) [-]
Never heard of him.
#88860 to #88827 - davvi
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
why do you save infamous' pic if you don't even know who he is?

he's cool
#88870 to #88860 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
Reply -4
(08/08/2013) [-]
S-sorry
#88927 to #88870 - davvi
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(08/08/2013) [-]
dude you've reached a new stage of pathetic. not knowing who infamoustrapper is...
#89022 to #88927 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
Reply -2
(08/08/2013) [-]
If that's what you think davvi... a-alright
#88826 to #88825 - misticalz
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(08/08/2013) [-]
ask davvi
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#88815 to #88814 - herpitydorp
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(08/08/2013) [-]






k
#88816 to #88815 - Sunset
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#88817 to #88816 - herpitydorp
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(08/08/2013) [-]
isn't everybody on this damn site
#88818 to #88817 - Sunset
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#88819 to #88818 - herpitydorp
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
don't worry I still love you
don't worry I still love you
#88820 to #88819 - Sunset
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#88821 to #88820 - herpitydorp
Reply 0
(08/08/2013) [-]
*claps
*claps