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#69715 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
Post your worst phobias, FJ
User avatar #69877 to #69715 - alphabethsoop (02/22/2013) [-]
Clowns, the absolute dark, veins, any type of incision, and listening to people describe painful things.
User avatar #69832 to #69715 - whereistherumgone (02/21/2013) [-]
Manikins, waxworks and ticking clocks.
User avatar #69833 to #69832 - whereistherumgone (02/21/2013) [-]
Oh god and holes. Especially under/near water. I couldn't take the plug out of my bath till I was 12.
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User avatar #69764 to #69715 - odio (02/20/2013) [-]
buttons. and trypophobia
User avatar #69753 to #69715 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/20/2013) [-]
The fact that I wont be able to provide for my future family. Or that my future kids wont see their father. I grew up without mine and it was some harsh shit. I truly fear making them grow up without me.

But this is me talking about the future..... just before I go into the military....... im insane.

but if you want dumb fears:
-spiders
-ghost children
#69758 to #69753 - birdss (02/20/2013) [-]
You have to believe, hope 'n do things that benefit you.
You have to believe, hope 'n do things that benefit you.
User avatar #69762 to #69758 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/20/2013) [-]
Unless we're fighting an army of giant spider-riding ghost children..... then fuck that. There are not enough missiles in the world to rid of that filth.
User avatar #69755 to #69753 - jari (02/20/2013) [-]
Why do you have to mention that you're in the military on every fucking thing you post.
User avatar #69756 to #69755 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/20/2013) [-]
1. Not every post, look at my comments and realize I go to other places and take part in different conversations, you must seem to catch the wrong posts.
2. I mention what im doing at times and to be honest everything I do now involves stuff for the military.

Im not bragging or anything. If you think my fears of not being there for those I love due to my life choices is some sort of pride-filled chest-thumping, you're wrong. And im not IN the military, Ive said im in processing. But im sorry if my posts seem to offend or irritate you. I truly mean that.

and THE DARKNESS IN THE OCEAN! Like, when you go swimming or you know those deep waters that go down so much that light doesnt shine? I always feel like there is something evil or dangerous lurking in the dark.... watching the surface swimmers and the higher-level fish. Waiting to strike.
User avatar #69759 to #69756 - dusters ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Not taking part in this but :

How does one brag about being in the military?

Not that it is a ridiculous career at all, but I still don't see what you could possibly brag about anyway.
User avatar #69761 to #69759 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/20/2013) [-]
I know, that's what im saying. It's literally signing away your freedoms for a certian amount of time to risk your life to get the things that stupid rich kids get! I just see it as necessary suffering to get a better life in most situation like mine.

IDK lol "FUCK YES IMA GO GET SHOT AT! All you neckbeards out there just sitting at home safe and sound while im being awesome and shoveling sand spiders out of my boots and clothing! fuck yes!"

^ how I would imagine somebody bragging about it :T
User avatar #69763 to #69761 - dusters ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
The way I see it, the US government will never invest in colleges to guarentee higher education for everyone like some European countries do for instance.

It would be wasted money to them, better to invest it in national defense. Besides it keeps niggers like you enlisting and thinking it's a great thing. Elitism to its finest.

Yay freedom.
User avatar #69765 to #69763 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/20/2013) [-]
And yet we still have alot of people immigrating over here without knowing how fucked the system really is.

How've you been today, Dusters? long time no see.
User avatar #69767 to #69765 - dusters ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
The brain drain effect is due to the higher salaries you get in the US and to the American managing.

I've been fine anyway, going to a party tomorrow. I am now waiting for sleepy time. You?
User avatar #69768 to #69767 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/20/2013) [-]
Just sifting through comments, leaving my mark as a puppy lifts his leg on everything you own. Helping where I can and only worsening things where I can't. Nice, fancy party eh? Going to wear your best attire? Pettycoat with a top hat and monocle? Smoking out of those...uhm.... those fucking long stick things..... what are they called?
User avatar #69769 to #69768 - dusters ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
I was actually planning on dressing somewhat fancy, but I've been told the party was not "classy" (ifuknowhatImean) so it's pointless. Shirt, jeans and comfortable shoes.

noclassyattireforme
User avatar #69770 to #69769 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/20/2013) [-]
That sucks ass..... I hate not being able to be classy at parties.
User avatar #69771 to #69770 - dusters ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
I'll still be fancy but not overdressed
User avatar #69772 to #69771 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/20/2013) [-]
Thats the way to do it!
User avatar #69757 to #69756 - jari (02/20/2013) [-]
oh yeah the posts where you enlarge your profile pic.
#69760 to #69757 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/20/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #69746 to #69715 - gmarrox (02/20/2013) [-]
Loneliness.
User avatar #69741 to #69715 - ljxjlos (02/20/2013) [-]
Trypto-however it is called. Nearly makes me vomit in some cases. Also, what tehnukecomes said. That fear developed since I started living on my own.
User avatar #69742 to #69741 - anonmos (02/20/2013) [-]
oh god tryptophobia oh god oh god oh god oh god.
User avatar #69744 to #69742 - ljxjlos (02/20/2013) [-]
That´s what I meant. I don´t know why it gets me so extremely. But it´s just fucking disgusting. I had to help giving birth to a foal, I´ve seen a Girl getting her Thumb torn of, I´ve had a Burn-wound, that went down to the Bones, I´ve seen some really disgusting Shit in my life, but hell, that Shit is just too much.
User avatar #69747 to #69744 - thirteenthdoctor (02/20/2013) [-]
Why do you Capitalize random Words in your sentences?
User avatar #69748 to #69747 - ljxjlos (02/20/2013) [-]
It´s a german thing, I always forget that I don´t need to capitalize nouns in english:D Thanks for reminidng me.
User avatar #69750 to #69748 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
That's cray
User avatar #69737 to #69715 - tehnukecomes (02/20/2013) [-]
fear of loneliness.
not like HURR DURR FOREVER ALONE

more in the way that nobody will care about me.
User avatar #70005 to #69737 - lawlfailwinepic (02/22/2013) [-]
Same here.
User avatar #69735 to #69715 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
I don't think i have any
User avatar #69727 to #69715 - dingdongsingsong (02/20/2013) [-]
Anything violating my oral hygiene
My actions hurting someone else
Death./life after death.
User avatar #69722 to #69715 - loveyameanish (02/20/2013) [-]
Insane asylums
Spiders
My toothbrush touching anyone, anything or any surface that's germy or unclean
#69724 to #69722 - anonmos (02/20/2013) [-]
here's some toothbrushes gettin' down and dirty.
User avatar #69726 to #69724 - loveyameanish (02/20/2013) [-]
The absolute horror. My whole family keep their toothbrushes together in one glass in the bathroom, and even looking at the glass of toothbrushes and they're all touching eachother, swapping germs and what not, UGH. Makes me want to vomit. I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than keep my toothbrush in that glass.


I'm insane.
User avatar #69720 to #69715 - sheepysquirrel (02/20/2013) [-]
Not being there for a close friends when they need a friend to talk to.
User avatar #69718 to #69715 - jari (02/20/2013) [-]
Zombies
Rotting food
Fat Women
User avatar #69728 to #69718 - dingdongsingsong (02/20/2013) [-]
BIG GIRLS YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
User avatar #69751 to #69728 - allion (02/20/2013) [-]
omg that song... just why
#69752 to #69751 - dingdongsingsong (02/20/2013) [-]
You know it was catchy as fuck.
You know it was catchy as fuck.
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#69731 to #69729 - dingdongsingsong (02/20/2013) [-]
You know you want a piece of this bby~
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#69734 to #69733 - dingdongsingsong (02/20/2013) [-]
Why don't you look at me when we make love ?
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#69738 to #69736 - dingdongsingsong (02/20/2013) [-]
You know where i like it bby~
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User avatar #69719 to #69718 - anonmos (02/20/2013) [-]
jari i kno u luv al dem wiman
User avatar #69721 to #69719 - jari (02/20/2013) [-]
dets kinda trve, mi moon of mi life.
User avatar #69723 to #69721 - anonmos (02/20/2013) [-]
mi sun n mi stars beb
User avatar #69717 to #69715 - anonmos (02/20/2013) [-]
spiders
dark
#69725 to #69717 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
There's a spider in this pic somewhere

OOOOOOOOOH!
User avatar #69732 to #69725 - anonmos (02/20/2013) [-]
clever bastard
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