Guten tag

Guten tag right back. Im sorry thats all I know in german haha that and Donka (means thank you I think) haha sorryyy :)

lol, it's fine, I speak English :P
And it's 'danke' you're thinking of.
Anyway, wha'ts up with you?

Not a whole lot watchin this anime called Toradora and chillin in ma bed :P names Sebastian btw whats your name my german speaking friend :D

They call me Krüllic. I was born when lightning struck my mother's moist parts. At the age of five, I literally ate my father's torso in one bite (killing him instantly). I live off of a steady diet of rocks, pussy, and awesome, which I forage for in my forests. Any questions?

You seem like a badass mofo, I'm Scottish. I drink whiskey for breakfast lunch and dinner. That is all.

(replying here, because we're out of commenting space)
I actually don't drink at all, so yeah, maybe I wouldn't fit in :/

They'd still Be awesome man. We are just really happy people I suppose. I'd maybe like to Live in America one day, American people are great. I'll probably meet a few. Going away to Army soon. If I go to Afghanistan I'll probably make a few American friends :D.

Definitely. We've got fuckloads of men stationed there.

It should be a good experience. Only thing is when I stumble past the 10 mile long cannabis fields, Will be hard to resist.

Yeah, again, I don't smoke anything either, so I don't know that feel.
And for all you know, they might let you have at it if you pay the owner.
From what I've heard, soldiers get to wonder around a lot.
Just try to make sure you don't drink too much there. My dad's friend was in the army, and he said that there was one guy in his unit that got drunk way too much, and they put him on a sick pill. You know what that it?

In the Winter, a shot of whiskey before I leave the house Is a good go, I wouldn't drink On the job mate, Just off duty have a few with the guys. Na man what's that?

(Well for the record, you're going to be off duty a LOT from what I've heard in the army.)
And a sick pill is a special pill they give you that will make you feel sick to your stomach if you have any alchohol what-so-ever

Scottish people are simply an awesome version of British people.

I hate getting called British, cause when Americans say British, they mean English. Germans Are fucking amazing people. They're Kinda like us Scots in a way.

(lol, I'm just a bilingual American, not really a german, though i do have some german blood)Actually, when Americans call you British, they really do mean to call you British. Americans just can't tell the difference between the accents because of how similar they are, and because we barely ever meet Scots. What we Americans think of as a scottish accent is is far overblown to the point that when they actually meet a scot, we can't tell the difference. I'm starting to understand it a bit more though now though, because I just had a British boss. It seems like scottish accents are basically just lengthened british accents to a degree, kind of like a Canadian accent is to an American accent. But anyway, yeah, that's it, I guess :P

With the stereotype of Brits loving tea, That's just England. I know what you mean, you tube Frankie Boyle, He's a Comedian, that's what A Scottish accent is like, we sound more Irish than English mate.

And for the record, when Americans say British, they do mean English, not because they're getting it wrong, but literally because that's the word we use for English people. It's British, Welsh, Scottish, and Irish for us. We don't use 'English' as a term, even.

Alot of Scots would rather go Independent from Britain Goverment wouldn't let it Happen. Do you not know what The Goverment done to Scotland in the 70's, 80's?

No, I don't. But I did hear rumors of Scotland separating from the United Kingdom soon, and possibly taking a title as a new Nordic country.

Want to know man? Then you'll Understand the hate between the two countries.

Sure, why not

Well In the 70's Scotland done a toll on Independence. 40% voted yes, 3% percent no, and 57% didn't vote, mainly the working class, most worked down the mines 12 hours a day and didn't have time to vote. So the Goverment stepped in and said those who don't vote, it's counted as a no. They don't want to lose us, even now because we are the only one with oil.

lol, come to America. We like oil :P
just kidding
But yeah, it would be much better off on it's own as a country.

Alot of English say we'd Struggle. But na we wouldn't. When the coal strike In Britain happened, most of it came from Scotland, what did Margaret Thatcher do? She imported cheap coal from Poland, and cutting Any coal miners on strike from any Benifits from the Goverment. Thousands of Scots died of Hunger, If it's ment to be great Britain, Why did She kill her Own people? I've been to America twice, It's awesome :D

lol, yeah, it's fun here. Some fat people here, it's true, but not even close to everyone. Especially not the West Coast.
But yeah, it would be great if scotland could be it's own nation. I mean hell, I'd think about living there some day.

I was in Florida mate, was awesome. Yeah man We are Friendly here, And Drinking Is a big part of our Culture, Which is awesome. Where i'm from I have been going to the pub since I was 16, they think it's better to let you drink in the pub, then cause Problems on the streets know what I mean man?

are you a boy or a girl lmfao

I am the manliest of the two genders.

aahhh I see haha well my well met german friend you have an interesting past

Indeed I do.

Well Hi allion! ha my name is Sebastian, whats yours?

mine's allison, what's up?

not a whole lot actually im checking out a new anime someone on FJ suggested to me :) how bout you?

well I was gonna sleep but can't, so i'm just lurking fj and watching family guy.

oooo interesting haha would you like to add me allison? :D