ERECTION

>Be girl
>Just got a lock on my door
>Started to hang around my room naked
>It's pretty fucking sweet
>Forgot to lock it today
>My friend (comes into my house unannounced) barged in my room
>He sees me naked
>Just stands there
>Award as fuck
>I say hi
>He slowly backs out of the room
>Yells "ERECTION" and leaves
>Haven't had contact with him for the rest of the day