My first and last NOPE

>Be 12
>Watch the history channel
>Find an interesting program (Note: It's about 3:50 at night, so anything good is rare)
>Hear knocks outside my window (Note: I'm on the 8th story of my apt. building)
>I find myself confused
>I try to quietly get up and get a weapon
>I go get a baseball bat (Note: I fucking played Baseball)
>I slowly move the curtains away from the window
>BAM
>Nope nope nope nope nope nope
>I need about tree fiddy
>That's when I noticed the 8 story tall god-damn loch-ness monster was trolling me