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#212 - CakemanRPG (04/25/2012) [-]
> Be 17   
> Ending senior year   
> get in my car and go to first raunchy highschool house party   
> Have to park 3 blocks away due to crowded streets   
> Walk thru door   
> partyhard.jpeg   
> grind up on drunk chick   
> she doesn't care, she's so drunk she enjoys it   
> Suddenly horny   
> takes me up to bedroom   
> drunk sex is better than no sex   
> we get naked go to town   
> nailing her for 35 seconds   
> gonna cum   
> BIFF   
> her angry boyfriend kicks down door   
> Feelscaredman.jpeg
> Be 17
> Ending senior year
> get in my car and go to first raunchy highschool house party
> Have to park 3 blocks away due to crowded streets
> Walk thru door
> partyhard.jpeg
> grind up on drunk chick
> she doesn't care, she's so drunk she enjoys it
> Suddenly horny
> takes me up to bedroom
> drunk sex is better than no sex
> we get naked go to town
> nailing her for 35 seconds
> gonna cum
> BIFF
> her angry boyfriend kicks down door
> Feelscaredman.jpeg
User avatar #213 to #212 - CakemanRPG (04/25/2012) [-]
> drags me out of bed
> climax ALL OVER HIM
> He's pissed
> I brace for impact
> dragged forcefully out of house and severely beaten until I black out
> I wake up in dumpster. NAKED.
> Ashamed, I begin sprinting back to my car, still naked.
> finally get to my car, its locked
> realize that my keys, wallet, and cellphone is STILL with my clothes at the party
> GODDAMMIT
> Sprint 3 blocks naked back to party
> cut thru backyard so I won't be seen
> I hop a fence....
> BAM. I run into some cops.
> I desperately plead my case
> they still arrest me for public indecency
> spend the night in jail, w/out any clothes

So funny junk, how was YOUR first time?
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