Tonight, my GF and I were cuddling in the dugout at my local High School. After we did a few **** things (depending on where you work), she felt she needed someone to get a distinct taste out of her mouth. She picks up a few sunflower seeds from the dugout floor, puts one in her mouth, and immediately spits it out.
"EW. This tastes like chicken. I didn't know ******* played baseball?!?!"