Sex

A choir! With lots of chanting!

(Actual reply in my game.)

Silence, twat.

**twatmissile rolled user GibbyTheGerbil ** very well fisti, follow instructions on comment 60534.
first target, good luck.

Fucking dead.

**twatmissile rolled user senordeltron ** nice job, new target

Fuck!

**twatmissile rolled user bitchplzzz ** #3 oh well. new target, i want a clean kill this time.

What the fuck am I doing here? OH SHIT

Dead.

**twatmissile rolled user seniorawesomesauce ** very, #4 <--kill this user

NO U

Can't.

**twatmissile rolled user garymuthafuknoak ** sooo lame. new target

Done.

**twatmissile rolled user UsernamesSuck **

sneak attack 7716 damage to 2725 armor. fatality
this is one unlucky bastard, got killed by the dark brotherhood twice in one day
standby for new target

YOUR MOMMA

You are not worthy.

YOUR MOMMA'S NOT WORTHYYYYyy


...totally worth it

Silence brother

**twatmissile rolled user garymuthafuknoak ** this is your first target, choose your weapon wisely. good luck

funnyjunk.com/user/garymuthafuknoak/213#213
The Sneak attack gave me power
He is dead now

**twatmissile rolled user stafflessmoses ** kill

funnyjunk.com/user/stafflessmoses/19#19
so close

**twatmissile rolled user donet ** <--next target #6.

funnyjunk.com/user/donet/992#992
Dead

**twatmissile rolled user connerence ** reroll, new target

funnyjunk.com/user/connerence/107#107
No one escapes!

**twatmissile rolled user tankeruber ** target #8

funnyjunk.com/user/tankeruber/18#18
I'm good at sneaking

You failed your mission... PREPARE TO DIE.

**twatmissile rolled user garentei ** target #10. this is your final contract. i will back you up if neccessary.
choose your weapon wisely and make it count. good luck.

funnyjunk.com/user/garentei/1#1
No match at all

Perfect kill, you have done well, Hunman. Sithis smiles on you. I will award you 20 FJ points for your work. Astrid is also very pleased, good job.

That level 100 Conjuration, Archery and Sneak was usefull
I can kill dragons with 2 shots

I can sneak in houses without being noticed
I use the Fluttergold SkyUI mods

Hey fuck you don't kill me.

Sorry
You're already dead

**twatmissile rolled user wolfenbane ** #9 we will kill this one together

they can run, but they will only die tired. very nice, that was the work of a professional.

**twatmissile rolled user conagheraxe ** <---kill him
you are doing well, hunman.

**twatmissile rolled user jofj **
#4. new target, good luck.

**twatmissile rolled user idontknoow ** #5 reroll

**twatmissile rolled user muhamidallea ** #5 kill the target!

funnyjunk.com/user/jofj/5887#5887
This alchemist wasn't made out of full metal

10263 damage to 1243 armor. you are doing well, blood-brother. standby

**twatmissile rolled user sunnyday ** reroll, new target

funnyjunk.com/user/sunnyday/573#573
The target is dead

**twatmissile rolled user princeofbrokensoul ** kill the target!

funnyjunk.com/user/princeofbrokensoul/654#654
The target is now only a broken soul

mega overkill. fatality. nicely done.

nice kill, Astrid is pleased.
standby for new target.

**twatmissile rolled user doctormaniac ** good enough, new target. i want a clean kill this time

Welcome to the Dark Brotherhood. Astrid will roll a user, that will be the target. Roll a number on their profile to attack them. You may be rewarded FJ points for your work.

**twatmissile rolled user DjRicky ** you are dead

Holy shit o-o

**twatmissile rolled user malistaticy ** you have been targeted

but i dont wanna :(

<enlarge> this is how you play the game

Does the Sneak attack affect the armor?