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#214413 - theelderscrolls (11/14/2012) [-]
God fucking damn. i need BO2 inside of me.
#214442 to #214413 - Hypochef (11/14/2012) [-]
Do I see tomatoes and Mushrooms in that? What did I tell you?
Do I see tomatoes and Mushrooms in that? What did I tell you?
User avatar #214449 to #214442 - theelderscrolls (11/14/2012) [-]
that shit is better than any fast food ever.
User avatar #214470 to #214449 - Hypochef (11/14/2012) [-]
Eh anything home cooked is going to be better then fast food and whats on there is delicious.

It doesn't look bad, but that isn't how I would serve it, then again I don't care too much for eggs Benedict. If I were to serve the same combination of food I'd think I'd sautee the mushrooms, slice up a tomato, sunny side up egg or just fry it, slap on the bacon and put it between the toast.

That or scrambled the whole plate, minus toast, together.
User avatar #214476 to #214470 - theelderscrolls (11/14/2012) [-]
look at what we have here. a fucking 5 star chef., how would you cook ice?
User avatar #214480 to #214476 - Hypochef (11/14/2012) [-]
And fuck yeah I like to cook, hence the name hypochef.
User avatar #214485 to #214480 - theelderscrolls (11/14/2012) [-]
you rike to cook as well? care to share some recipes?
#214488 to #214485 - Hypochef (11/14/2012) [-]
I cook ah long time!   
   
What do you want to cook?
I cook ah long time!

What do you want to cook?
User avatar #214492 to #214488 - theelderscrolls (11/14/2012) [-]
anything. i lost my recipes folder due to a fresh install. i need shit to cook.

anything is good to me
User avatar #214507 to #214492 - Hypochef (11/14/2012) [-]
Well here is a quick simple pasta dish that makes for a nice light snack

1 pound of pasta (penne works best)
6 tablespoons of olive oil
Red Pepper Flakes (1-2 teaspoon, really just how much flavor you want)
Garlic (minced)
Lemon Juice (how ever much flavor you want.)
Parmiganio Romanio cheese

Boil pasta till aldente, take half a cup of pasta water out and save for later. pour out water

While pasta is cooking In a large skillet cook garlic, red pepper flakes, and olive oil in pan until garlic is brown, 2 minutes. Add in lemon juice/PR cheese and cook for additional minute. Place pasta in pan and toss to coat, if more sauce is needed use pasta water to help. Top with additional Cheese and server

you can also use some oregano or thyme in there really helps out the flavors.
User avatar #214514 to #214507 - theelderscrolls (11/14/2012) [-]
thanks, im making dis shit tomorrow.
User avatar #214521 to #214514 - Hypochef (11/14/2012) [-]
mhm no problem, I have a pretty good gyro sauce/gyro recipe as well and a Alfrado Sauce recipe thats great with both chicken and broccoli, although me and my fiance prefer the broccoli over the chicken.
User avatar #214479 to #214476 - Hypochef (11/14/2012) [-]
Boil it.
User avatar #214460 to #214457 - theelderscrolls (11/14/2012) [-]
you missed the middle part
User avatar #214462 to #214460 - Hypochef (11/14/2012) [-]
I felt that it didn't apply that well to the situation.
User avatar #214463 to #214462 - theelderscrolls (11/14/2012) [-]
situation? i just want to eat dat shit
User avatar #214478 to #214463 - Hypochef (11/14/2012) [-]
Oh I thought you were talking about the middle part of Ron Swanson's speech...

Ron Swanson only eats meat a protein, no need for vegetables and toast for him, hence the gif.
User avatar #214420 to #214413 - natanhiel (11/14/2012) [-]
That looks disgusting.
User avatar #214428 to #214420 - Jackimole (11/14/2012) [-]
I would fuck the shit out of that breakfast.
User avatar #214433 to #214428 - natanhiel (11/14/2012) [-]
Wrap your cock first.
User avatar #214438 to #214433 - Jackimole (11/14/2012) [-]
What if I intend to start a family with this beautiful breakfast?
User avatar #214454 to #214438 - natanhiel (11/14/2012) [-]
WHAT ABOUT ME
User avatar #214464 to #214454 - Jackimole (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I've been seeing a plate of bacon, eggs, toast, mushrooms, and tomatoes behind your back. Your comments just aren't erotic enough.
#214469 to #214464 - natanhiel (11/14/2012) [-]
But I have so much more to offer
#214497 to #214490 - natanhiel (11/14/2012) [-]
LOOK HOW MAJESTIC I AM
User avatar #214508 to #214497 - Jackimole (11/14/2012) [-]
I can't deny your majesty.
User avatar #214422 to #214420 - theelderscrolls (11/14/2012) [-]
.....really?
User avatar #214424 to #214422 - natanhiel (11/14/2012) [-]
Yeah. What the hell is that white stuff?

I also don't like tomatoes or mushrooms, which adds to my disgust.

I like that bacon though. In England we have different bacon.
User avatar #214427 to #214424 - theelderscrolls (11/14/2012) [-]
eggs....toast.......


i fucking love tomatoes and mushrooms.

When i was younger, if we didnt eat the "good stuff" we were beat. Im glad i was beat.
User avatar #214431 to #214427 - natanhiel (11/14/2012) [-]
Dear christ who makes eggs like that

English Breakfast is similair to this though
User avatar #214439 to #214431 - theelderscrolls (11/14/2012) [-]
Eggs Benedict.


i was beat...a lot
User avatar #214451 to #214439 - natanhiel (11/14/2012) [-]
Probably by the indigestion that shit must give you.
User avatar #214455 to #214451 - theelderscrolls (11/14/2012) [-]
*good healthy state of mind
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