A drunk guy gets pulled over by a cop one day.
The cop decides to administer a test on the guy.
He asks the guy "If you see one headlight coming at you, what is it?"
The guy goes "Easy, motorcycle."
The cop goes "Well what type of motorcycle? A Harley, Sports bike, Moped?"
Then he asks "If you see two headlights, what is it?"
The guy goes " A car."
The cop goes "What type of car? Van, sedan, convertible?"
The guy goes "Do I really have to be specific? How bout I ask you a question?"
The cop goes "Sure"
The guy asks "If you see a woman standing on the corner looking trashy, what is she?"
The cop goes "A prostitute"
And the guy goes "Yea, but is she your mom, your sister?..."