I want to ask FunnyJunk a question regarding our RPG. I want to ask FJ directly, instead of the forum where virtually no questions are answered, and not in the FJ RPG post, because this will take too long.
HOW DO YOU GET PAST ALL THE GAY FURRIES IN THE **** DUNGEON?
I have the Mercury Armor, along with the "9Gag Bane" sword. But no matter what I do, I always get Flooded with the gay furries when they come up. Then I have to respawn at the front page, and it's all just too frustrating. Every time I die, I have to keep buying Green Thumbs at the FJ store. I mean, their Red Thumb resistance is surprisingly high for gay furries. Do I need Dolan's "Gooby Pls" to get through the last waves? Halp, please!
But I still have an issue. I need Uncle Dolan's Armor and cast fur armor to distract the furries. I have no idea where to get the armor nor the Fur armor spell. I still need halp.