My Monday Experience

>Woke up this morning, just before sunrise
>Went to door-step, proceeded to enjoy sunrise
>out of nowhere, 3 birds landed in front of me
>they started tweeting and shit
>"OMG shut up birds"
>Some damn nice chirping, good melody and shit I guess
>Bird started talking
>Bird said, "Nigga I got a message for you"
>Da fuq?
>told me not to worry about what's going on and that everything will be alright
>Beat the birds with a brick