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#14 - shadowrated (03/16/2012) [-]
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Story related
>Be 16, in junior year of high school
>Have female friend that I didn't really have much interest in before
>Suddenly a wild crush appears, start to like female friend
>Buy her tickets to concert she loves, ask her out, dreading the friendzone
>She says yes!
>I'm happy, she's happy, concert kids are roaring but I can't hear
>Start going out, steady relationship for 5 months
>One night she calls me, starts crying, won't tell me what's wrong
>Next day she shows up at my house, I shut door behind me and step onto porch
>She's crying again and says that even though we've been together awhile, it's can't do it anymore
>Says we need to break up, I ask "Why, baby?!"
>She shakes her head and tells me she can't say ( **** women logic)
>She just asks that I accept it, and asks me to please just do her this favor
>I ask "What?" Angry and confused. I know she is asking me not to call her again
>She leans in close and whispers..
>"I need about tree fiddy"
> Well it's about this time I realize my girlfriend is an 8-story tall crustacean from the Paleozic era.
>That goddamn Loch Ness monster had tricked me again

User avatar #55 to #14 - miiikey (03/17/2012) [-]
EVERY. ******* . TIME.
#59 to #51 - shadowrated (03/17/2012) [-]
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Lol that's why I said it was Story Related. It's not my story nor am I a 16 year old junior

User avatar #93 to #59 - icytime (03/17/2012) [-]
You have to admit Shadow, its a bit gay to repost stories, especially someone elses.
#95 to #93 - shadowrated (03/20/2012) [-]
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lol that's not that point negro

Is seanessy really a new born?

#96 to #95 - icytime (03/20/2012) [-]
Lol nope.
#98 to #97 - icytime (03/20/2012) [-]
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#102 to #99 - icytime (05/05/2012) [-]
Wow Shadow just went back to this cuz I was browsing your profile, kinda a weird convo but just for the record I never down thumbed you :S
Wow Shadow just went back to this cuz I was browsing your profile, kinda a weird convo but just for the record I never down thumbed you :S
User avatar #104 to #103 - icytime (11/17/2014) [-]
Hahahaha, what? How did you find this again?
User avatar #103 to #102 - shadowrated (05/05/2012) [-]
It was probably funnyjunk.

This was around the time when most of funnyjunk hated me for posting 3 comments on each content. Now that I changed me commenting style, it's the complete opposite of that :0

#35 to #14 - sladee (03/17/2012) [-]
got me
+11
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#25 to #14 - robskul (03/17/2012) [-]
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aw come on
#23 to #14 - anonymous (03/17/2012) [-]
One of the first Tree fiddy jokes that surprised me!! Congratulations!
#22 to #14 - jpford (03/17/2012) [-]
feelsbadman
feelsbadman
#17 to #14 - spojalec ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
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