This is my actual work from an "I hear "x" singing" assignment, I'll post the grade when i get it.
I hear THE INTERNET singing, the copious hymns I read.
I hear The troll typing as he roflmao's with lulz
I hear Rick Astley singing “Never Gonna Give You Up”
I hear Nyan Cat flying through space, nyaning all the way
I hear the Bronies preaching to love and tolerate
I hear Weeaboos typing “desu-desu,” the hater flaming with furious speed
I see A DoS by Anonymous on national TV
It's the clickity-clack of another caption on a lolcat
I hear the pirates singing “Yar-har-fiddly-dee-dee,” just being free
I hear the static caused by Slendy because he wants $20 and Nessie begging for tree-fiddy
I hear Adjective noun is Adjective, too many limes
I hear the drop of an iPod on an-hero's grave
I hear the start of Herp and Derp's rage over losing the game
I hear the copypasta being reposted to death (until it took an arrow to the knee)
I hear Milhouse whining over not being a meme
I hear Boromir warning that one does not simply walk into Mordor (and Google agrees)
I can hear myself saying “Make a poem about the internet; they said. You won't fail it; they said.”
I hear the internet singing, there must be OVER 9000! songs.
I can hear the internet singing, but may never know “who was phone?”