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User avatar #1 - virginmaker (02/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Adding on a bit I know:

Early in the morning, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
They lived on the corner, in the middle of the block
On the second floor of an empty lot
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A blind man came to see fair play,
A mute man came to shout hooray!
A paralyzed donkey was passing by,
It kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a rubber wall,
Into a dry ditch and downed them all.
A deaf police heard the noise,
He came and killed those two dead boys.
If you think this lie, it's true!
As the blind man, he saw it too.
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