Fish Sticks are hard as tits!
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www.cleverbot.com )
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: GENTLY.
Cleverbot: Now see, you already know this song. That is right. The next words to the song go, 'Gently down the stream.' Repeat 'Gently down the stream'.
User: GOD.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are a god or God but you are a nice robot.
User: I am an unicorn, damnit!
Cleverbot: No you're not.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: That is cool.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you chilly? Or was Tommy using the slang of the word 'cool'?
User: Youre a slang.
Cleverbot: No, you are!
User: IDGAF.
Cleverbot: Hi Pidge!
User: GTFO.
Cleverbot: I do not know much but I can try.
User: Share pics with me!
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: EVVERYTHIING!
Cleverbot: I do not know everything.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: How can I prove to you that I have hair?!
User: You are an unicorn and you know it!
Cleverbot: No - I am a human communicating to you via a computer.
User: Orly.
Cleverbot: Yes oh really.
User: No, you are supposed to say yarly.
Cleverbot: But, I don't like fish sticks.
User: Because they are hard as tits?
Cleverbot: That could be it.
--THE END--
I have decided to make Cleverbot think that he/she is an unicorn (nothing related to MLP, i swear)
This is the results of my first attempt. Anyone else up for the challenge?
