Today at a local restaurant I went in the dirty bathroom needing to ****.
I didn't want to sit on the toilet so I hunched over and let loose. Little did I know that I had to diarrhea and I felt a huge diarrhea rocket burst out of my ass. When I looked behind me, there was a giant brown splatter across the toilet and wall.
Now that's what I call art.
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