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Submitted: 01/24/2012
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User avatar #11 - dipshitz (01/24/2012) [+] (28 replies)
So you expect America to fix the world's problems?
#14 to #11 - sjdgsdf (01/25/2012) [-]
It's a shame i could only pinkie once.

The World: Get out of our business America!

USA: Ok then.

The World: America, why aren't you helping us!?
#260 - antixcloud (01/25/2012) [-]
“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." -Abraham Lincoln
User avatar #124 - yarolord (01/25/2012) [-]
I think I hate it more because I'm not from the US, but their **** affects everyone since they act like the world was their ******* playground.
#9 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Its funny how the world turns to America when **** happens but hates them the rest of the time.
#203 - dingobennyfred (01/25/2012) [-]
America

Been trollin' the world since 1776.
#26 - stinkypinky (01/25/2012) [+] (46 replies)
The only reason people know about SOPA is because it directly affected them...well all legislation directly affects American citizens but god forbid they mess with the internet.There are plenty of bills that passed that were against our constitutional rights.Pizza is considered a vegetable for good reasons,we aren't going to go and teach kids like "This is a carrot,it's a vegetable.This is a pizza,it is also a vegetable." if you think that...well...you are whats wrong with this world.   
   
If you aren't from America then you shouldn't be mad at the U.S. Government for stuff like that...if you are going to be angry at us then at least be mad for a valid reason.The U.S. Government chooses what goes on in the United States of America go be mad at your own government and we'll be mad at ours.   
   
People want us to stay out of other countries business but all the sudden something bad happens and we don't do anything they are like "						****					 America,they don't do anything good!" Every country has its good and bad sides,and denying that is just ignorant.If you are going to be mad at another country make sure you have a good reason...we all live in the world together we shouldn't hate each other...   
   
Also why is riots on that list of world problems?Countries don't ask help from other countries if there are riots.   
   
As for the health care we have been working on that for a long time now...its just constant bickering between parties that make it impossible for us to get a healthcare plan set right.   
   
I'm not saying America is the best place in the world,but it definitely isn't the worst.I'm sick and tired of hearing stuff like this.I find it insulting that people think America is a 						****					 hole and only rednecks and stupid politicians live here.
The only reason people know about SOPA is because it directly affected them...well all legislation directly affects American citizens but god forbid they mess with the internet.There are plenty of bills that passed that were against our constitutional rights.Pizza is considered a vegetable for good reasons,we aren't going to go and teach kids like "This is a carrot,it's a vegetable.This is a pizza,it is also a vegetable." if you think that...well...you are whats wrong with this world.

If you aren't from America then you shouldn't be mad at the U.S. Government for stuff like that...if you are going to be angry at us then at least be mad for a valid reason.The U.S. Government chooses what goes on in the United States of America go be mad at your own government and we'll be mad at ours.

People want us to stay out of other countries business but all the sudden something bad happens and we don't do anything they are like " **** America,they don't do anything good!" Every country has its good and bad sides,and denying that is just ignorant.If you are going to be mad at another country make sure you have a good reason...we all live in the world together we shouldn't hate each other...

Also why is riots on that list of world problems?Countries don't ask help from other countries if there are riots.

As for the health care we have been working on that for a long time now...its just constant bickering between parties that make it impossible for us to get a healthcare plan set right.

I'm not saying America is the best place in the world,but it definitely isn't the worst.I'm sick and tired of hearing stuff like this.I find it insulting that people think America is a **** hole and only rednecks and stupid politicians live here.
User avatar #1 - MitsukiOokami (01/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Well think about how we Americ­ans feel about it.
#220 - nezod (01/25/2012) [-]
Also the government is still debating which is more important: the world or money.
#37 - gingergiggles (01/25/2012) [-]
How do you think we feel?
#143 - dmaxevilgenius (01/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Rest of the world:we have got to do something to fix all of these major problems and making pizza a vegetable is not the solution
<------------------America
User avatar #77 - epicmustachguy (01/25/2012) [-]
it makes us US citizens mad too, trust me
User avatar #418 - TheAssassin (01/25/2012) [-]
The best thing about posts like this? Watching ignorant, closed-minded idiots flame the **** out of each other in the comments.
#358 - Thebullsking (01/25/2012) [-]
America: taking rights away one by one.
#170 - melkevegen (01/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #103 - wertan (01/25/2012) [-]
>Complain when America meddles in the affairs of other countries
>Complain when they don't
**** LOGIC
#388 - cancerbat (01/25/2012) [+] (14 replies)
I love it when America is made fun of on here. I think it's hilarious. I'll just go back to living in my country that is on the rebound while you eurotrash continue to fall. Oh and don't ask us for help then the next time you all get your asses kicked in the next world war.
#379 - anonymous (01/25/2012) [+] (8 replies)
All these ******* Americans need to be lined up in the streets and shot in the back of their vacant little heads for existing. Everything they've done is a lie, their Government fabricated records stating that they were involved in WWI and WWII. There is absolutely ZERO redeeming qualities about these fat, diseased, inbred savages.They are a blight to this world, and they will not stop festering until they've infected the whole world! DESTROY THE USA! THE FATE OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON THEIR EXTERMINATION!
#406 to #379 - anonymous (01/25/2012) [-]
I like amerifats, i like canadians, i like brits, i like europeans, i like asians.

I hate you.

Deal.
#342 - anonymous (01/25/2012) [+] (11 replies)
If any Americans hate America, you know you can just leave to another country, no one is going to stop you. Move to britfat and watch royal weddings while we kill terrorists.
User avatar #354 to #342 - saintapoc (01/25/2012) [-]
The idiocy is strong with this one...
#281 - anonymous (01/25/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Dude....if you don't even live in America, then you shouldn't be bitching about what kind of a country we are. You have no right to judge when you don't even understand what goes on in our country on a daily basis. While I understand an American who is pissed off at the way our country is run, your argument makes no sense. It's invalid due to the fact that you have never fully understood the American side of the story. Honestly OP, make some decent ******* content that makes me laugh instead of this **** bitching about other countries' governments and such. Have you ever taken a look at the name of this website? It's called "Funnyjunk", so if it doesn't make me laugh, it's junk. And this **** is without a doubt junk. Back to the main topic though, have you ever taken a look at the history of wars and such? We have helped several other countries deal with oppression and have assisted them to overthrow their rulers. Nazi Germany, Soviet Union, etc. And the AIDS and cancer stuff? We're working all of the time in other countries to help them deal with those kinds of problems, and yet somehow, we still get **** for it! For example, Africa. We have people out there just about every single day of the year trying to get them clean drinking water, help with malaria, etc. But obviously, we still get **** for the slightest slip-ups. Bottom line is, OP, you are the complete definition of a Lamar Smith, and you are the type of person who ruins this site. Red pinkies, come my way, I am prepared for you.
#286 to #281 - anonymous (01/25/2012) [-]
Hey just so you know when a government tries to pass a law that ***** with the whole world the whole world is allowed to get pissed off, that's basic logic.
you also clearly show how you are a typical American, most western countries have AID programs, you also did not overthrow nazi germany you just were part of the allies
#134 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
****					 this 						****					, I'm moving to Canada.
**** this **** , I'm moving to Canada.
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