OKAY PEOPLE LISTEN UP. THE FRIEND ZONE IS YOUR FRIEND.
I've gotten seriously tired of all the whining about the friend zone, not because im some alpha douche,
not because i think your all pussies, but because YOUR DOING IT WRONG.
Every girl friend I've ever had, EVERY SINGLE ONE, i got through the friend zone.
and I've had plenty.
First, ******* FLIRT. I know this is hard for some of you, but this is your ******* life line, this is what
seperates you, from the friend zone losers who never escape. I'm not saying all the time, but every once in a while, throw it out there.
Second, be the one to intiate everything, girls like to be led a bit. do it. you think she thinks of you as her best friend?
**** THAT, shes YOUR best friend. your her big brother? no SHES YOUR LITTLE SISTER.
Third. YOU HAVE TO KEEP CONTROL. IF YOU DONT YOUR ****** ROYALY. thats why you initiate everything, be the ******* leader.
fourth, SMOOTH TALK MOTHER ******. again i get it, its hard, whatever, DONT BE AN ASS, just HAVE SOME GAME.
fifth, YOU ARE NOW A MASSAGE MASTER, idc if you know NOTHING about massages, you can rub some shoulders, and you tell her that and insist showing her preferably when your leading into step 6
sixth, SEAL THE DEAL, after you hang out a few times, and have been talking for a few weeks comfortably,
find a means to get in close, physical contact, the massage, even an excited conversation, IF YOU"VE DONE YOUR JOB FOR LONG ENOUGH YOU SHOULD SEE HER GIVING THE SIGNALS, i.e. keeps looking at your lips when your close, face has taken a softer overall feel, shes mimicking your body language, etc
take a pause, AND KISS HER. AND ASSUMING YOUR NOT FULL RETARD DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG AND ARENT DISGUSTING SLOP YOUR IN!
has not failed ever. ever. i hope i covered everything,
but even if im missing something, just be aware, THE FRIEND ZONE IS YOUR FRIEND, if you let it.