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Homework

Today in class my math teacher decided to hand out our homework for the weekend. The class moaned.

She said...

"It's not that much, It's only about half of a page long."

That's when I responded by saying...

"Yea well so is my dick but I don't go around telling the whole class to do it"

Nevertheless, that afternoon in the principals office was well worth it.

Edit: Also, don't be that fag who goes to the comments just to go off about dick size. From a eu perspective paper is sized a4 (12 inches) btw.
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#2 - irritatedflower **User deleted account** (01/14/2012) [+] (7 replies)

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#40 - turtleflare (01/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Why is the frontpage so shitty today?
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#1 - lunarstairs (01/14/2012) [-]
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#19 - dannefan (01/14/2012) [+] (9 replies)
lol why is it that everyone gets sent to their principal?

in sweden we can sit and talk about sex n drugs n w/e without the teacher doing anything.

your teacher/school needs to calm the fuck down.

btw the girls here are pretty and eager to fuck at around the age of 14.
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User avatar #71 - thepoopshivers (01/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**thepoopshivers rolls 267,267,938** OP's dick length in feet
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User avatar #72 to #71 - thepoopshivers (01/14/2012) [-]
did I get dubs on a triple digit number?
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#44 - levialae (01/14/2012) [-]
OP is a Ron Paul hater.
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#14 - bagofshenanigans (01/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone with even a slight amount of humor would have laughed. Fucked your teacher.
Anyone with even a slight amount of humor would have laughed. Fucked your teacher.
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#35 - N. Korean citizen (01/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
8 1/2 by 11... His cack is 4 1/4 to 5 1/2 inches.... Just saiyan, super saiyan.
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#32 - youknowwhothisis (01/14/2012) [-]
still funny though.
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#20 - simojunk (01/14/2012) [-]
**simojunk rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Deep web **
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#3 - atktennisplayer (01/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #50 - Soilwork (01/14/2012) [-]
How is that funny
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User avatar #97 - faplongfaphard (01/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
IT ISN'T SIZE THAT COUNTS, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT. I USE CAPS TO GET MY COMMENT NOTICED.
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#59 - thrillville (01/14/2012) [+] (12 replies)
you are lvl 100, whatever it is xD.
you are lvl 100, whatever it is xD.
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User avatar #65 - mynameisnotmike (01/14/2012) [-]
**mynameisnotmike rolls 3** OPs dick size in millimeters alsoOH PEEis a Ron Paul hater
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#25 - N. Korean citizen (01/14/2012) [-]
bullshit... you wouldnt say that pussy
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