So you know the story of the tree piglets right? they build the straw house, the wood house and the brick house.
So this story picks off when the wolf tries to blow the houses down here goes:
Hurr durr ima blow down your house *blows down straw house*
>piggy runs to the wooden house!
Hurr durr this house will go aswell *Fwoosh ther goes thw wooden house*
(now here comes the fun part)
>both pigs run to the brick house
the wolf moves in front of the house and Blows
he blows again
the pigs mock him and make fun of him
until a misterious figure appears on the horizon!
he walks to the wolf and yells:
>"YOU ******* AMATEUR"
>face revealed, its Dovahkiin
>"Watch and learn bitch"
The loudest, most powerful shout ever heard in the history of man is heard: FUS RO DAH
The house blows to smitherins and the pigs turn to bacon and the wolf to some leather strips
moral of story?
Fus ro dah gets **** done