tecxting the police. something i seen this morning on my feed.. mama: why we cent we we we police attr Harro' Herein tithe murderer. Here in america if its dark you cant see the murderer You better get it text texting police
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tecxting the police

something i seen this morning on my feed.

why we **** cent we we
we police
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User avatar #5 - watthekilo (10/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Here in america if its dark you cant see the murderer You better ******* get it
User avatar #31 - adunsaveme (10/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"im being murdered lol"
#7 - bitchesbanthymine (10/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Here in England we make ourselves a cup of tea and patiently wait for the murderer to leave.
User avatar #10 to #7 - optimussum (10/10/2013) [-]
Don't forget to offer them tea you terrible host
User avatar #15 - tenaciousjon (10/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Here in Canada we apologize to the murderer for being so difficult to find.
#24 - holyturkey (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #33 - demandsgayversion (10/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Text someone else telling them to call the police.
User avatar #126 - unbelievable (10/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How the situation would unfold in Canada:

You (hidden behind the sofa): Sorry, sir, but I have to text the Police because you've broken into my house.
Murderer: Oh, of course. I'm terribly sorry. Please do.
You: No, I'm sorry for interrupting your murderer activities...
Murderer: I'm sorry for breaking in. I will just wait here till the Police arrives. Once again, I'm very sorry.
You: Hello, Police. There is a murderer in my house. Can you send someone over to help me? I'm sorry to bother you.
Police: We're so sorry this happened. Of course. We'll try to be there in 15 minutes. Sorry we can't get there faster.
You: No, I'm sorry for putting you through all this trouble.
Murderer: I'm sorry too.
#73 - worried (10/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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here in america you just shoot your murderers
#58 - liquidz (10/11/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Or just use your gun and shoot the son of a bitch.

Police aren't there to protect you, just to respond to crimes that have already occurred.
Any good officer will tell you that.
#72 to #58 - daboomee (10/11/2013) [-]
Those are nice guns you have there...

it'd be a shame if somebody took them.
#122 - TopDawg (10/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hah hahah hahahahaha... Police

Muh Freedoms
#19 - anonymous (10/10/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Here in america you have the right to keep and bear arms, so instead of calling the police, you shoot the intruder and then hop on your eagle to fly him to the nearest police station.
#36 to #19 - azraelthemage (10/11/2013) [-]
Hell yeah.
#63 - preshmilk (10/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Us Australians have adapted to the environment and know how to kill a crocodile with a twig.
User avatar #48 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (10/11/2013) [-]
Here in Soviet Russia, police text you!
User avatar #28 - unncommon (10/11/2013) [-]
Here in America the police show up after the murderer's already left. It'd be faster if you told the pizza man to show up with a gun.
#101 - flutterdashrainbow (10/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm Scottish and I can confirm this.
#125 - greedtheavaricious (10/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Just keep a kitchen knife or something near you. Always had one with me wherever I went.

I used to be extremely paranoid.
User avatar #127 to #125 - heartlessrobot (10/11/2013) [-]
Use a real knife, never a kitchen knife. There's no finger guard so if you stab some, you'll just slide up the blade and slice your fingers open. It'll more than likely break if you try to slash with it too. A decent sheathknife or assisted opening knife would be perfect. And I always sleep with one under my pillow, along with a flashlight.
#98 - dountcountthesheep (10/11/2013) [-]
I like the cut of your jib Australia
I like the cut of your jib Australia
User avatar #40 - cosmicapprentice ONLINE (10/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Here in Mexico we behead the murderer and hang the ****** under a bridge.
#17 - mkoala (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
shouldn't it be
"Here in Soviet Russia you are the murderer"

#139 - lolxdnerd (10/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"pls help i die LOL"
#141 to #139 - caplocker (10/11/2013) [-]
Lol, I'm one of those proper spelling in text people. I can't stand seeing "u no wat i meen" in my God damn texts. I won't answer them usually. I can imagine as a cop how that would work out.

"u hlp me? mn wit gun tryin 2 shoot me"

I'd be thinking "God, I hope so" and go about drinking my coffee, eating my donuts and abusing my wife because my hero complex didn't get filled that day.
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