surprise. . llt' s my birthday, whale family forgot, ' t say anything BF, go em fer a meal, he remembers might starts to heat LIP, euphemisms thought cut desser
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surprise

llt' s my birthday, whale family forgot, ' t say anything
BF, go em fer a meal, he remembers
might starts to heat LIP, euphemisms thought cut dessert (spilt seme cream down ya etc}
family is em. so decide to go back tn my place
343st to frend door, start making out, family don' t talk neighbours don' t care if they see me
we lifts me up whilst making cut. raging lean against door
WWTF it' s men. me and him both fall into the house
alights turn en, whole family is there, mum, dad, nan. grandad, "SUF' RI_.." Dead silence
laying underneath boyfriend, both with raging boners, I leek at my mum straight in the eye' s
and say "surprise".
shouts out, "knew he was a faggot"
Meet awkward party Ne had, and he been em fer a while, she still calls him my special
friend. Went admit Pm gay family. dwtm though at-' eryone saw.
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#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/10/2014) [+] (14 replies)
>both with raging boners   
   
mfw I realized it's not a chick. shudders
>both with raging boners

mfw I realized it's not a chick. shudders
#1 - ironsoul (08/10/2014) [-]
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#5 - bemmo ONLINE (08/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#15 to #5 - whywouldyoueven (08/10/2014) [-]
It's not cool to call OP a faggot if he actually is a faggot. Unless he's being a faggot...
User avatar #23 - lotengo ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
his mom needs to stop denying

unles she heared one of them say 'no homo' before they opened the door. In that case OP might be hetero after all
User avatar #2 - toosexyforyou (08/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Good man, keep that **** bottled up and marry a chick. Don't be a true disappointment to your parents.
#10 to #2 - acksl (08/10/2014) [-]
Thumbed you up because I'm pretty sure you're being sarcastic
User avatar #7 - wiredguy (08/10/2014) [-]
That's just kinda sad...
#48 - hpboy (08/10/2014) [-]
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#34 - raynagrimm (08/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
oh yeah, this reminded me that today was my bday.
oh yeah, this reminded me that today was my bday.
User avatar #18 - darksideofthebeast (08/10/2014) [+] (10 replies)
That's just pathetic if you can't be a man about it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wiredguy (08/10/2014) [-]
At what point wasn't he "a man"?
and what even about?
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
who tells these kind of stories without specifiing each persons genders first?!
User avatar #51 to #40 - alekksandar (08/10/2014) [-]
faggots
#33 - DrPeppir (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Mfw OP is a guy
Mfw he didn't say no homo.
User avatar #58 - popcornqueen (08/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>having conversation with grandma
>"so, how is your friend?"
>wut? I have lots of friends
>"You know, your special friend."
>...
>"Like how your grandfather is my special friend."
>I realize she's talking about my GF
>she won't say out loud that we're both girls and dating
#43 - lazaman (08/10/2014) [-]
Gr8
Gr8
#42 - Ulmer (08/10/2014) [-]
That's adorable and hilarious.
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Don't got anything against gay people but I do have something against a self hating faggot, I know it doesn't say he hates himself but why else won't you just admit it? Stop being a little bitch. You like dick so what.
#35 - walcorn (08/10/2014) [-]
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