surprise!. dear fj...today i found out that in nine months im going to be a dad... load me up with dad jokes please.. Will you tell your gf you're pregnant?
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#28 - patukaspatukas (11/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Will you tell your gf you're pregnant?
Will you tell your gf you're pregnant?
User avatar #13 - nimba (11/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
ew... your girlfriend peed on that
User avatar #15 to #13 - nekkilu (11/27/2013) [-]
ew...you came out of someone's vagina.
#40 - wfddfw (11/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - honeyglazedbabiess **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hi,pegnant.
I'm dad.
#14 - nekkilu (11/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#17 - badboyscout (11/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #38 - oikake (11/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if its a girl i am calling Dibs for 18 years and 9 months time...
User avatar #57 - trumanp (11/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hi, going to be a dad. I'm Dad.
#35 - zzjames (11/27/2013) [-]
Tell the mum to give the kid this
User avatar #6 - Calqless (11/27/2013) [-]
Your disposable income now vs after the child is born....start buying diapers now... it helps
#25 - thicilla (11/27/2013) [-]
dat sum nasty long ass pubes  you go there.
dat sum nasty long ass pubes you go there.
User avatar #105 - schmuxy ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
Dad, I'm hungry...

Hi Hungry... you're adopted.
#76 - trollmobile ONLINE (11/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if you're the book reading type, if they ever ask you what book you're readin, say it's one about anti-gravity, and that you just can't put it down.

if they ever get a bladder infection, say "urine trouble"

A termite walks into a bar and says “Is the bar tender here?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
User avatar #36 - ehzio (11/27/2013) [-]
Hello im going to be a dad..., I'm dad
#164 - Pyromie (11/28/2013) [-]
"Honey, I'm pregnant"

"Hi Pregnant! I'm.....


******* outta here! Run ***** run!"
#153 - ulquiorratheespada (11/28/2013) [-]
It's not a baby
User avatar #88 - bluemoonz (11/27/2013) [-]
"Babe! I'm pregnant!"


"Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad!"
User avatar #82 - ThatFuckingGuy (11/27/2013) [-]
Hi Accident, I'm Dad!
#19 - vomitjar (11/27/2013) [-]
I hope you are white
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