sure i've got one to spare. happy 4th. don't blow your hand off. you need that for masturbating... Just waiting for the comments to explode about "hurr durr omg you might kill somebody" even though a firecracker of that size would just cause minor b 4th of July Fireworks Prank
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #18 - coffeedog
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Yeah, lets destroy someones face because of a choice they make that doesn't really affect you. So you don't like second hand smoke...go back inside.
User avatar #66 to #18 - Awesomecarrot
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Well...I agree with you anyway.
User avatar #19 to #18 - hashtronaut [OP]
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what the **** are you talking about
#21 to #18 - twilightdusk
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ever heard of secondhand smoke?
User avatar #25 to #21 - TonHyukOTP
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Well considering they literally used that exact phrase in their comment I'm gonna go with yes, they have heard of it.
#22 to #18 - anon id: 40b96737
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Yeah, who the **** wants fresh air anyway. Lets have all the non smoker inside so that we can smoke in peace. I just ********* love the smell of smoke destroying my lungs.
#23 to #18 - ellrotts
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Faggot, its not a ****** JDAM bomb
#24 to #18 - anon id: a8dfe320
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Its not a ******* grenade you idiot.
User avatar #56 to #24 - envinite
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Keyword : Destroy, not kill
#68 to #56 - anon id: 477f88b4
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It won't ******* destroy your face. I have seen multiple people put a pack of these things in their mouth and light em. Stupid: yes. Hurts: yes. Destroys their face: no. One of them isn't going to do ****. Your friend was lying when he said they got the weakest one, because there is no way the weakest one is going to rip open your lip and destroy your eyes. Notice the ones I was talking about above...they did a whole pack. This guy has ONE.
#69 to #68 - envinite
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They probably using this kind of firecracker, we call this 'match-cracker'. It's the cheapest one you can find in the market (20 cents can get more than 40 of them). One of this badboy can produce a visible explosion as big as 3/4 of adult's palm and it's considered as the weakest firecracker in my place since it don't produce a really loud noise.

And yes, I have experience with this firecracker. It's really common here (it's illegal btw) and easy to obtain. Back when I was a kid, me and some friends usually bought them when we're bored and we ever blow one of these inside a thick, open plastic bottle. The explosion is surprisingly big that it made few big and small holes on the bottle. Some kids even ever tried to blow a small lizard (length is about half of your palm) with just one of this firecracker and its organs flew to everywhere.

As for the eye injury, it's obviously the result of a direct hit of a fast moving small shrapnel to the eyeball, which is pretty common among eye injury.

Go ahead and say you don't believe me, but this is what really happened.
#59 to #18 - angelwithashotgun
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Why should I go inside   
   
If you want to breathe tar, do it at home, ********
Why should I go inside

If you want to breathe tar, do it at home, ********
#76 to #59 - anon id: 42f7b9dc
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The Dr.Who fanbase is so ****
User avatar #86 to #76 - coreyds
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That's Sherlock...
User avatar #85 to #76 - angelwithashotgun
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But this is Sherlock Holmes
User avatar #71 to #18 - awesomedewd
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I don't even get why you got thumbed down so much...
User avatar #81 to #18 - fxuredfoxx
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Or since they choose to damage their own bodies why dont they go back inside and left the non-smokers live in peace works both ways buddy.
User avatar #32 to #18 - broale
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Judging by the title this would be something you did to a cigarette in your own pack to **** with one of your buddies, so I doubt it's a judgmental thing (considering it's coming from your pack of cigarettes) unless the judgment is that the cheap bastards should buy their own smokes.
And black cats make a small explosion, we throw them at each other all the time at work they are just startling as hell.
#37 to #18 - ganjalf
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Second-hand smoke does affect my health and you should be the one going back inside to smoke. Hopefully the carbon monoxide will kill you before cancer does

User avatar #39 to #37 - leglesslegolegolas
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Good, let the hate flow through you, keep dictating everyone's choices for them
#60 to #39 - angelwithashotgun
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You must be american
User avatar #88 to #60 - leglesslegolegolas
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But but muh freedoms
User avatar #41 to #39 - ganjalf
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I'm not dictating his choices. He's free to kill himself if he wants to, but he better not give me cancer because of his stupidity
User avatar #42 to #41 - leglesslegolegolas
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"I hope you die because I don't like it that you smoke, and you deserve to have your face destroyed"
Totally free to do what he wants to do
User avatar #43 to #42 - ganjalf
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See? This is exactly the kind of **** that makes people think you're a faggot.
I NEVER, not even once, referred to the content, saying it was funny and/or right. I simply stated that what coffeedoog was saying about second-hand smoke is wrong
User avatar #84 to #43 - hashtronaut [OP]
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man the people going off about how this is an anti-smoker post are ridiculous... I smoke.
User avatar #44 to #43 - leglesslegolegolas
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>Hopefully the carbon monoxide will kill you before cancer does
lel
User avatar #45 to #44 - ganjalf
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That's different, because he's doing it to himself, it's not a stupid prank someone pulled on him. Smoke kills, wether by air poisoning or by cancer is just a matter of time.
User avatar #46 to #45 - leglesslegolegolas
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Dude, literally everything kills, even oxygen is poisonous. You're killing yourself by breathing. Aging is caused by oxidization of cells. Living in a big city and breathing the air is no better for you than smoking. Being hateful to someone because "smoking kills" is ridiculous. I'm not saying smoking is a good thing (trying to quit myself) but there's no need to be extreme about it. Most people got into it through peer pressure or because they didn't think they'd get addicted after one cig.
User avatar #47 to #46 - ganjalf
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saying that oxygen is poisonous just because it causes oxydation is a bit of a logical fallacy, but I will let it slide since it's technically right.
Then again, since air is already polluted like you said (I have the luck of living a bit into the countryside, but still, air isn't really clean here either), I would really appreaciate not increasing my chance of getting lung cancer just because some people can't do without smoking for more than 5 minutes. I cannot tell how many times i have gone outside to take the bus, the train, or even just some fresh air, only to find the place full of people smoking. I'm not hateful because smoking kills, I'm hateful because YOUR smoking kills ME too.
User avatar #53 to #47 - wertgf
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You're a ******* moron.
User avatar #48 to #47 - leglesslegolegolas
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I hardly think it's that common, but still nobody's making you stand near them or breathe it in, and on top of that a little second hand smoke isn't going to do anything. You're not gonna suddenly get emphysema or something.
User avatar #51 to #18 - mikesch
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Hm, well, I don't really think that it's related to second hand smoke, rather than people who always ask for cigarettes, because they never buy their own...
User avatar #33 to #18 - fauxgladiator
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"doesn't really affect you" "So you don't like second hand smoke...go back inside" You contradict yourself in the same comment with a stupid solution to the fact that it DOES affect us.
User avatar #35 to #33 - leglesslegolegolas
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If you did that to me I'd punch you in the face and never speak to you again, that is if I'm miraculously uninjured.
#70 to #18 - fisken
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User avatar #20 to #18 - hashtronaut [OP]
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stickied for your stupidity
#57 to #20 - envinite
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Seriously?
How about you try to argue with him instead sticking his comment and call him stupid just because you don't agree with him?

As much as I agree with you, coffeedog have a rather valid point, though from the point 'smoking don't affect anyone' ~ to the end is plainly stupid.
User avatar #78 to #57 - hashtronaut [OP]
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why would I argue with him? The fool is talking about second hand smoke on a post about a firework in a cigarette
#73 to #20 - ripgeckosncherios
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i have never had something like that explode taht close to my face, but I imagine it is possible to get seriously hurt, with eyes being taht close and all
User avatar #34 to #20 - leglesslegolegolas
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Are you ******* serious dude? Nothing, and I mean NOTHING justifies seriously injuring someone's face and hands because you disagree with what they're doing. **** you.

Sticky me too, I don't give a ****.
User avatar #54 to #34 - ratbag
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Please go to youtube and type this prank in. The only thing that happends is the firecracker pops
User avatar #58 to #54 - envinite
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It depends on the firecracker. Dude from my neighborhood got his lip ripped open and his eyes is badly damaged due to the firecracker's shrapnel.
User avatar #61 to #58 - ratbag
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Well the person who pranced your friend is a god damn retard for using a strong one
User avatar #62 to #61 - envinite
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It's not my friend, but I just know the person

Also I heard it's the weakest firecracker in here.

Strong or not, putting firecracker in a cigarette is still a dick move, even if it was intended to be a prank. Because you don't know the possibility of the prank will go wrong.
User avatar #63 to #62 - ratbag
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I agree it's stupid but I was only saying it can be quite a successful prank and the repercussions arnt always that the victim has third degree burns and lose of sight, as was implied by the butthurt man above me
User avatar #79 to #34 - hashtronaut [OP]
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well, now I wish it happens to you.
User avatar #87 to #79 - leglesslegolegolas
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lmao such edgy
User avatar #89 to #87 - hashtronaut [OP]
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if it happens to someone might as well be you
User avatar #90 to #89 - leglesslegolegolas
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Bahaha
User avatar #50 to #34 - monotuei
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I don't think a cracker of that size would be even able to make the cigar fall from someone's mouth.
#26 to #18 - dangler
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#1 - destaice
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Just waiting for the comments to explode about "hurr durr omg you might kill somebody" even though a firecracker of that size would just cause minor burn damage to the lips and fingers.
#5 to #1 - anon id: 53cbd605
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Hurr durr you smoke it then dumb ass .
User avatar #7 to #5 - destaice
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I don't smoke.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that small firecrackers like those are mainly just noisemakers. Sure, they result in an explosion, but a small one.

The only ways people get damaged by those is if they hold a group of them in their hands and set them off, causing a chain reaction.
User avatar #9 to #7 - charagrin
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I disagree, being that close to the face I see someone getting finger damage, lip damage, possibly getting a cracked tooth or 3, and most definitely getting an eyefull of lit tobacco shrapnel.
#12 to #9 - anon id: 5bcd591a
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Bitch, if you smoke you ******* deserve it. It's gonna kill ya anyway.
User avatar #14 to #9 - heartlessrobot
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It would only crack a tooth if you were chewing on it when it went off. They're not that strong at all. Like, party popper strength.
User avatar #15 to #14 - charagrin
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Are we both talking about the same kind of firecracker? I am not talking about M80's, but I am not talking about snapcaps either. A standard firecracker can blow off fingers, shatter glass, dent metal, etc. I am not saying it is a nuclear weapon, just that if it goes off inside a cig tube 2 inches from your face, chances are you will have an injury or 3.
User avatar #16 to #15 - heartlessrobot
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Looking at the one in the content, it looks like the ones my friends used to hold in their hands to see who had the balls to hold it the longest. Didn't even leave a burn mark if it went off in your hand, as long as it was flat on your palm and your hand was open.
User avatar #17 to #16 - charagrin
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Sounds to me like you are talking about snapcaps, that looks like a standard firecracker to me, and they can and do cause a bit of damage. Note, the video calls these m80's but you and I both know they are just regular firecrackers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbH3UhQYDfU
#13 to #1 - anon id: 0d2a8aff
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Its 1/8th dynamite it will blow your jaw off
User avatar #38 to #1 - leglesslegolegolas
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I've had one explode about a foot from my face. My ear was ringing for the next hour or so and it was really bright.
User avatar #74 to #1 - klina
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FASLDKJFA;LSKDJF;ALSDKJFA
SDFAL;KSDJF;ALKJSDF;LAKJDF;LAKJD;ALKDJSF;ALKSDJFA

thank you, that picture made me laugh so hard
#2 - anon id: 53cbd605
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Good luck with the lawsuit that results from your friend smoking that and being blinded .
User avatar #36 to #2 - leglesslegolegolas
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Looking at OP's comments, something tells me he's a sadistic little asshole that can't handle differing lifestyle choices and opinions.
User avatar #3 to #2 - hashtronaut [OP]
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too bad you cant sue your parents for raising a faggot, though
User avatar #4 to #3 - hashtronaut [OP]
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Destaice, you didnt have to wait long.
#6 to #3 - anon id: 53cbd605
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Actually your parents CAN be sued by the other persons parents , ever heard of a civil suit ?
User avatar #8 to #6 - hashtronaut [OP]
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that's nice anon
#65 - uncaringman
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Comment Picture
#52 - neefew
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Hey, everyone, let cause burn damage to lips and fingers and probably harm their eardrums. That'll be a great prank!! It won't do permanent damage, but it will rip open their lips which then, if filled with fine powder (like, say, shrapnel from a firecracker)
best case scenario: it'll hurt more than anything you've ever felt
worst case scenario: it becomes infected and you have to have your lips "amputated"

yay for pranks
User avatar #67 to #52 - uhidk
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i don't care.
User avatar #49 - konradkurze
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americans seem to love sparking up lawsuits against each other
User avatar #72 - awesomedewd
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All those people laughing about seem to like harming people, good job, you're everything that's right in this world.
User avatar #77 to #72 - bitchplzzz
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Hey thanks dude. My psychiatrist said I was deranged and sick. Heh, **** him.
User avatar #83 to #77 - hashtronaut [OP]
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if anything, it's the people like him/her that bitch about content like this that are the problem. not those of us who laugh at it.
User avatar #31 - qauronexoforce
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I find it amusing when I almost or do cause serious harm to people.
I-I'm not sadistic or anything
User avatar #28 - wardogmac
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You evil mastermind!
#10 - anon id: 2913a548
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smokers i know usually like their cigs packed tightly so they sometimes hit it on something before lighting the cig. a loose pack of cigs is an obvious tell
User avatar #11 to #10 - hashtronaut [OP]
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so pack this one?
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