sure i've got one to spare. happy 4th. don't blow your hand off. you need that for masturbating... Just waiting for the comments to explode about "hurr durr omg you might kill somebody" even though a firecracker of that size would just cause minor b
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sure i've got one to spare

happy 4th. don't blow your hand off. you need that for masturbating.

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User avatar #18 - coffeedog (07/05/2014) [+] (51 replies)
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Yeah, lets destroy someones face because of a choice they make that doesn't really affect you. So you don't like second hand smoke...go back inside.
#1 - destaice (07/04/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Just waiting for the comments to explode about "hurr durr omg you might kill somebody" even though a firecracker of that size would just cause minor burn damage to the lips and fingers.
#2 - anon (07/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Good luck with the lawsuit that results from your friend smoking that and being blinded .
User avatar #3 to #2 - hashtronaut (07/04/2014) [-]
too bad you cant sue your parents for raising a faggot, though
#65 - uncaringman (07/05/2014) [-]
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#55 - anon (07/05/2014) [-]
I've got my spare sorted.
#52 - neefew (07/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Hey, everyone, let cause burn damage to lips and fingers and probably harm their eardrums. That'll be a great prank!! It won't do permanent damage, but it will rip open their lips which then, if filled with fine powder (like, say, shrapnel from a firecracker)
best case scenario: it'll hurt more than anything you've ever felt
worst case scenario: it becomes infected and you have to have your lips "amputated"

yay for pranks
User avatar #49 - konradkurze (07/05/2014) [-]
americans seem to love sparking up lawsuits against each other
#75 - anon (07/05/2014) [-]
The amount of people that think that this kind of prank is okay just because the person is a cigarette smoker is ******* ridiculous.

Who the **** cares if someone smokes? They don't deserve this kind of **** . I know it won't really affect him that much since I've had firecrackers that were a bit bigger than this blow up in my hand and all it did was sting a bit.

But that doesn't make it okay to blow something up in someones mouth/hand and justify it because you don't make the same decisions as them. Leave a smoker alone, most of us aren't assholes about it.
User avatar #72 - awesomedewd (07/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
All those people laughing about seem to like harming people, good job, you're everything that's right in this world.
User avatar #77 to #72 - bitchplzzz (07/05/2014) [-]
Hey thanks dude. My psychiatrist said I was deranged and sick. Heh, **** him.
User avatar #31 - qauronexoforce (07/05/2014) [-]
I find it amusing when I almost or do cause serious harm to people.
I-I'm not sadistic or anything
User avatar #82 - hashtronaut (07/05/2014) [-]
So, all you people using this post as a soap box to shout your views on smoking:

people like you are the reason people like me do things like this to you
User avatar #80 - Lambda (07/05/2014) [-]
These used to exist. They were called "loaded cigars", and they were popular in the first half of the 20th century. Due to the risk of bodily harm their popularity declined.
User avatar #30 - shrimpinahat (07/05/2014) [-]
You'd have to be pretty goddamned good at re-rolling cigs to make it unnoticeable though
User avatar #29 - vladhellsing (07/05/2014) [-]
I've seen this done on somebody before. Blew off his moustache.
User avatar #28 - wardogmac (07/05/2014) [-]
You evil mastermind!
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#10 - anon (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
smokers i know usually like their cigs packed tightly so they sometimes hit it on something before lighting the cig. a loose pack of cigs is an obvious tell
User avatar #40 - leglesslegolegolas (07/05/2014) [-]
I smoke. Come at me, bros.
#64 - anon (07/05/2014) [-]
omg putting tnt in a cigarette have fun killing people!!!!
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