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l, fii, i HE 2 name
min ALIEN rec ANOLOGY oh; WHO, E_! :. KN aw "rittre' fifi" ' BUT
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#7 - kanedam (12/31/2013) [+] (23 replies)
#16 - probrem (12/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Movies treat the words: "singularity", "quantum", and "polarity" like words in a magic spell.
"What if we reverse the flux intake? Like a quantum generator. The singularity created could easily power the engine and would create a polarity field strong enough to abra kadabra babbity boo"
User avatar #1 - mattdoggy (12/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Dinosaurs show up out of nowhere on a deserted island?
Someone here knows every thing about them and how they hunt

There is a door locked and it needs to be hacked open?
Thankfully every member of our team knows how

Accidentally stumble across a stone tablet with a long dead language?
I think my relative just happens to know how to read it perfectly and lives down the road

#2 - twilock (12/31/2013) [+] (20 replies)
This completely ignores the fact that they want to create a black hole on Earth. I mean even a little on is going to mess some stuff up.
User avatar #11 - olmesy (12/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Guys, I'm not sure if I remember the film properly but if I do, the guy with the beard actually was a professor of quantum physics or quantum mechanics or some other ******** .

To make that comment, the black dude only really needed to know high school physics.

It doesn't explain how Superman knew what he was on about and it's still a long way off of making sense but yanno, you can explain it a little
User avatar #17 - mrwalkerfour (12/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
i have GCSE level science knowledge, and I know a singularity is basically a black hole. you dont need to be an expert in quantum physics to know that ****
#28 to #27 - spearpwi (12/31/2013) [-]
You carry on there sunshine.
#76 - donaldducksdick (12/31/2013) [-]
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#98 - baitdoesnttalkback (12/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Stop son. dont save me. id rather die and emotionally scar you than let you swoop in faster than the speed of light and move me somewhere safe then go back to where you were
User avatar #4 - therealtjthemedic (12/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
And then our entire solar system will be consumed. Good job, guys!
#9 to #6 - afrodemon (12/31/2013) [-]
Do you even Hawking radiation
Do you even Hawking radiation
#84 - AlanbalMIT (12/31/2013) [-]
"Yeah, I heard about that 						****					 on History Channel last night"
"Yeah, I heard about that **** on History Channel last night"
User avatar #51 - MysticTomatoe (12/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I have a question. Was this movie worth watching? I'm not a big superman fan so I haven't seen it yet, so I wanted to hear some opinions first. Thanks in advance.
User avatar #110 to #51 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
If you like action movies and like...action...this movie will satisfy you for a bit.

If you're a die-hard Superman fan, this might be a god awful movie.

Personally, I like it.
User avatar #97 - wolfmango (12/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Everyone is talking about the realisim and the legit(ness?) of the movie and they are all forgeting that superman blew up a ******* corn silo by flying through it
User avatar #48 - schneidend (12/31/2013) [-]
Superman is a super-intelligent alien with access to alien tech and records.
Beardo is some kind of physicist or whatever.
User avatar #100 - imalex (01/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
ofcourse the black guy had to say "Like a black hole"
#95 - TehFunnyMan (12/31/2013) [-]
This movie had the worst screenplay in recent memory.
David S. Goyer should be kept away from movies. Forever.
"What if I have to tinkle?"
#90 - Womens Study Major (12/31/2013) [-]
god, amy adams is so hot in this movie.
User avatar #85 - mrgoodlove (12/31/2013) [-]
Horrible movie, but I enjoyed amy adams.
#78 - fitchy (12/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
alright listen here **** . First off Superman implied that upon collision of these two ships (assuming they are powerful enough to fly in space they are powered by something even more powerful than nuclear power) they would create an intense reaction, which the second panel guy (don't know his name) extrapolated that a singularity (or the point in which an event horizon of a black hole is present) would form. Then sergeant johnson (he lost his cigar apparently) dumbed it down a bit, that conversation was not a stretch at all, in fact it's a stretch to make the accusations you did. Stop that **** .
#113 to #78 - shadownigga (01/01/2014) [-]
Actually, a black holes isn't a singularity (point at which density is infinite).
scitechdaily.com/study-takes-singularity-out-of-black-holes/
User avatar #29 - zoidz (12/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The fact that the girl purely ignored the singularities pull and just kept falling down, until Superman 'saved' her and had a hard time getting away from the hole, made it seem like she's a demigod or something. (Aside from also completely ignoring that -40C temperature in her leggings and completely exposed face at the start).
User avatar #8 - daffyduckyo (12/31/2013) [-]
Besides the fact that creating a black hole probably be a horrible idea, didn't Joel tell her what to do and to tell it Superman?
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