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#7 - kanedam

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(12/31/2013)[-]

#33 to #7 - jaergerjaquez**User deleted account**

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#34 to #33 - kanedam

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(12/31/2013)[-]

but guns exist...?

#35 to #34 - jaergerjaquez**User deleted account**

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#79 to #35 - deliciousdee

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(12/31/2013)[-]

You forgot the whole "bottomless clip" thing many movies use these days, firing without ever needing to reload despite the fact that most of the guns they use only hold 30-40 rounds.

#86 to #79 - waterbottlemanboy

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(12/31/2013)[-]

There's what I hate in films, when they either get nothing right or get everything right except magazine. It's magazine, not clip; not trying to be an ass to you, your comment just reminded me.

#94 to #35 - thempc

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(12/31/2013)[-]

that sort of reminded me of the walking dead, because in that show everyone is a ******* navy seal level marksman, regardless of the circumstance. at night? in the back of a car? off road? with a tiny little .38 revolver? no problem, 100% accuracy. good show, but the combat scenes can be unrealistic like that

#103 to #94 - anon id: bfd33284

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(01/01/2014)[-]

well they use guns on a daily basis, and who can't pretty much dead, also they trained to aim for the head or die... but the little girls who never used gun shot perfectly so yeah ********

#37 to #35 - kanedam

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(12/31/2013)[-]

lol... i knew what you meant. it was just a (it seems bad) joke...
and you are absolutely right

#38 to #37 - jaergerjaquez**User deleted account**

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#39 to #38 - kanedam

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(12/31/2013)[-]

nah man... vent it all out.
its good to let it out, everyone of us has things that get him raging in such movies...

#23 to #7 - failtolawl

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Probably the most "scientifically" accurate movie of the year is Gravity.
www.rd.com/slideshows/gravity-movie-logic-nasa-tells-us/#slideshow=slide7

#112 to #23 - oosime

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(01/01/2014)[-]

which is really saying something, because there were a whole lot of inaccuracies. its ok though, because they are needed for the plot.

#120 to #112 - failtolawl

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(01/01/2014)[-]

Well there is a line that needs to be drawn for actual entertainment purposes. If they were all the way realistic you may have a bunch of people start complaining that space is too dangerous to live in, and yada yada like that.

#81 to #23 - deckbox

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Try to watch an anime series called Planet's, its a life-drama set in space, but its like realistic so like some 50 years ahead, surrounding the lives of a crew who clear space debris , its got really endearing characters and its pretty engaging.Only 26 EPs long.

#115 to #81 - jacksipian#471 on commentsRank#471

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(01/01/2014)[-]

is there aliens or something and action or is it 26 episodes of people moving rocks?

#118 to #115 - deckbox

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(01/01/2014)[-]

ah dumb auto correct, PLANETES ( wanderers) yea na its not sci fi with aliens, its pretty much a drama soap thing in space, but its pretty good

#108 to #81 - thundagawd

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(01/01/2014)[-]

Planetes*

Not trying to be an ass, but if someone looks up "Planet's" they'll be looking for quite a while before they find the anime series you're talking about.

#119 to #108 - deckbox

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(01/01/2014)[-]

na my auto correct boned me but yea Planetes

#45 to #23 - shamanraver

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(12/31/2013)[-]

i watched this movie on md... it was ******* amazing

#43 to #23 - anon id: 2d14624a

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(12/31/2013)[-]

gravity was so far form accurate

#42 to #23 - anon id: fa32c58a

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Still has some glaring problems.

#122 to #7 - asasqw

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(01/01/2014)[-]

Opening a 2 wormholes in the same spot would ether do nothing, or break the fabric of reality entirely not some ******** black hole that conveniently disperses and isn't strong enough to swallow the earth in half a second. Not to mention all the recons to the superman cannon.

#93 to #7 - thempc

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(12/31/2013)[-]

neil degrasse tyson knows that feel

#16 - probrem

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Movies treat the words: "singularity", "quantum", and "polarity" like words in a magic spell.
"What if we reverse the flux intake? Like a quantum generator. The singularity created could easily power the engine and would create a polarity field strong enough to abra kadabra babbity boo"

#41 to #16 - cubanwhiteman

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(12/31/2013)[-]

"We need to reverse the quantum polarity of the flux capacitor to allow the singularity engine to reach overdrive."

Movie plot done.

#49 to #16 - fingernails

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(12/31/2013)[-]

I did not expect that ending.

#18 to #16 - zorach

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(12/31/2013)[-]

#20 to #18 - probrem

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(12/31/2013)[-]

The biggest offender of them all!

#46 to #20 - schneidend#414 on commentsRank#414

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Implying 50 year-old shows about an alien nerd in a flying police box need to give a **** about science.

#128 to #46 - probrem

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(01/01/2014)[-]

I heard somewhere that the entire "reverse the polarity" gag was Hartnell's fault. In a scene he was supposed to say something complicated sciency stuff but kept screwing up so he (or the director) just went with "reverse the polarity" and it stuck.

#129 to #128 - probrem

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(01/01/2014)[-]

It was Pertwee:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Doctor#.22Reverse_the_polarity.22
Thanks me, I appreciate that.

#92 to #16 - Argonite

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(12/31/2013)[-]

#87 to #16 - FeeFieFoe

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(12/31/2013)[-]

I love your comment, I love you now im gonna ****** kiss you

#1 - mattdoggy#209 on commentsRank#209

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Dinosaurs show up out of nowhere on a deserted island?
Someone here knows every thing about them and how they hunt

There is a door locked and it needs to be hacked open?
Thankfully every member of our team knows how

Accidentally stumble across a stone tablet with a long dead language?
I think my relative just happens to know how to read it perfectly and lives down the road

#117 to #1 - anon id: 6f555b41

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(01/01/2014)[-]

This is the stupidest comment I've ever seen. It's called a plot.

Accidentally stumble across a stone tablet with a long dead language?
Nobody I know can read it?
THE END

What a ****** movie that would be.

#116 to #1 - jacksipian#471 on commentsRank#471

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(01/01/2014)[-]

what movies are those? the first one sounds like jurassic park and the second one sounds like the little girl from jurassic park, but the third one sounds like The Librarian. what movies were you actually referring to

#47 to #1 - schneidend#414 on commentsRank#414

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(12/31/2013)[-]

What movies are you referring to, because if I've seen them, I could probably explain them and Buzz Killington the **** out of your comment.

#59 to #47 - datlaugh

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#77 to #59 - sebthebrony

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(12/31/2013)[-]

i don't see how those are related

#65 to #59 - schneidend#414 on commentsRank#414

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Implying simplifying plots to a point where they sound stupid and illogical in order to seem clever doesn't fit the "euphoric" meme better.

#68 to #65 - datlaugh

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#73 to #68 - schneidend#414 on commentsRank#414

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(12/31/2013)[-]

#2 - twilock

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(12/31/2013)[-]

This completely ignores the fact that they want to create a black hole on Earth. I mean even a little on is going to mess some stuff up.

#3 to #2 - articulate

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(12/31/2013)[-]

A little black hole? haha

#19 to #3 - anon id: da92126a

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(12/31/2013)[-]

There are such things. Think about the LHC. It creates minute black holes that are so small they evaporate in moments when the particles collide. Lrn2Physics, fagget.

#64 to #19 - snakefire

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(12/31/2013)[-]

I think he was making a sexual reference.

#36 to #19 - anon id: c5721752

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(12/31/2013)[-]

You should learn. These little ones "vapor" in fraction of a second

#24 to #19 - folkflunky

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(12/31/2013)[-]

I understand some of this words.

#30 to #24 - commontroll

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(12/31/2013)[-]

The colliding machine things we have can create small black holes. They're too small to have enough mass to destroy any of the structure, and they eventually collapse on themselves due to not being able to get any more mass. If you could create a small black hole that weighed about a quarter as much as earth, it's possible you could destroy the ship and not utterly destroy earth. Maybe.

#58 to #30 - folkflunky

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(12/31/2013)[-]

But can these "mini" black holes consume mass at all? Or they can't consume any mass?

#61 to #58 - commontroll

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(12/31/2013)[-]

So they can, but there's not any mass there, and the little tiny particles have too little mass to pull at the structure.

#62 to #61 - folkflunky

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Alright so let's see if I understand: These black holes are so little that they are the size of a couple of atoms, and any object small enough to be consumed has so little mass that they can't be dragged because of this same reason, right?

#63 to #62 - commontroll

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Well, thanks to it being on the earth, the pull of earth's gravity is greater than the singularity, on top of what you said.

But yeah, you've got it man! High five on being educated!

#67 to #63 - folkflunky

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Congratulations to you, you teached physics to someone that fixes computers for a living and has studied System Engineering.

#69 to #67 - commontroll

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Wait... so is this an impressive thing, or unimpressive? I can't tell.

#70 to #69 - folkflunky

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(12/31/2013)[-]

All I know about is math. So yeah, it's impressive.

#71 to #70 - commontroll

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Oh okay. Good. Well, I'm glad to be of service! I'm not exactly a master in physics, but I believe what I said is correct. Most of it's just piecing together what I do know about the Hadron Collider and black holes and how gravity ***** our **** up.

#72 to #71 - folkflunky

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(12/31/2013)[-]

I have a lot of recollection, but I don't really know a lot about any topic.

#60 to #58 - commontroll

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(12/31/2013)[-]

They're far to miniscule (the mass of a couple atoms or so if I believe correctly) to actually gain any more mass, as the collider is a vacuum. Thus they collapse on themselves.

#12 to #2 - olmesy

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(12/31/2013)[-]

If I remember that one lecture I snuck into last year where Brian Cox was lecturing, There are tiny black holes made all over the place, all the time.

Nothing big enough to suck in a space ship but yeah, loads of tiny black holes that appear and then disappear a split second later

#114 to #2 - garymotherfingoak

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(01/01/2014)[-]

if you placed a black hole the size of an earring at the center of the earth, the whole planet would be consumed.

#96 to #2 - anon id: fc9e14e9

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(12/31/2013)[-]

black holes don't work the way you think they do. they don't "suck" things in, they're just massive objects.

#32 to #2 - anon id: 19e274b8

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(12/31/2013)[-]

scientists have actually discovered that black holes don't "suck things in" as violently as we have been taught to believe.

....giggidy...

#11 - olmesy

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Guys, I'm not sure if I remember the film properly but if I do, the guy with the beard actually was a professor of quantum physics or quantum mechanics or some other ********.

To make that comment, the black dude only really needed to know high school physics.

It doesn't explain how Superman knew what he was on about and it's still a long way off of making sense but yanno, you can explain it a little

#15 to #11 - serotonin

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(12/31/2013)[-]

#21 to #11 - anon id: 9c562d7b

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Well he did spend some time talking to his father /holofram he could have picked it up off him.

#13 to #11 - anon id: 8911f87d

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Pretty sure he was told directly or indirectly by one of those things that held his fathers memories.

#17 - mrwalkerfour

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(12/31/2013)[-]

i have GCSE level science knowledge, and I know a singularity is basically a black hole. you dont need to be an expert in quantum physics to know that ****

#22 to #17 - spearpwi

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(12/31/2013)[-]

There is a gulf of a difference between knowing some silly little facts and actually being able to apply your knowledge to a practical endeavour. Just because you know that you use sticks to play a drum kit, doesn't mean you can play a drum kit.

#57 to #22 - mrwalkerfour

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(12/31/2013)[-]

I can actually play a drum kit XD

#121 to #57 - spearpwi

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(01/01/2014)[-]

I've actually met a person with Downs syndrome who could play drums...

#25 to #22 - localbees

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(12/31/2013)[-]

But... I can play a drum kit.

#26 to #25 - spearpwi

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(12/31/2013)[-]

That's lovely, but you missed the point entirely.

#27 to #26 - localbees

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Or did I?

#28 to #27 - spearpwi

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(12/31/2013)[-]

You carry on there sunshine.

#53 to #17 - Leopard

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(12/31/2013)[-]

They have no idea what a "phantom drive" is, yet they knew colliding two would create a singularity.

#76 - donaldducksdick

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(12/31/2013)[-]

#98 - baitdoesnttalkback

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(12/31/2013)[-]

Stop son. dont save me. id rather die and emotionally scar you than let you swoop in faster than the speed of light and move me somewhere safe then go back to where you were