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User avatar #25 - djaelxs (03/22/2014) [-]
Well, have you ever had a Diarrhea that didn't burn, hurt, or anything? Just about ten or so pounds of liquid **** pouring right out of your asshole?

Well sir, you have not truly lived, then! Because I can tell you this right now - It feels like heaven. It had happened to me but a few days ago, and I felt like a new man afterwards. During the beginning, my intestines and stomach were gurgling like mad. It was a horrid experience. It felt like I had swallowed a live cat with a bag of catnip and a dick up its ass that was trying to claw its way out of my belly. This was not the worst of it.
The worst of it was the extreme bloating. I could actually see the bulge of all the liquid **** in my small intestine. It was horrible. At this point, I knew something was wrong, and I was preparing my poor, soon-to-be abused anus for the absolute worst. I had to run up my stairs from my room in the basement (inb4 you live in your mothers basement.) and by the time my ass hit the toilet seat, I could've sworn my asshole looked like the hole of a balloon when you're letting all the air out. Liquid **** flew out of my ass hard enough to splash water/ **** mix all over my ass.... And I **** you not, I have never felt something so absolutely amazing come from me. An orgasm would not have been met with this magnitude of gratification and pleasure. When I had wiped (Mind you, I had to wipe my entire ass.) I looked down, and saw my accomplishment. I felt proud. I felt proud to have not only unleashed the demon that was my asshole, but also that it felt so damn good.

tl;dr read it, faggot.
#29 to #25 - exclamation (03/22/2014) [-]
Not really as good as this one.
User avatar #31 to #29 - djaelxs (03/22/2014) [-]
Not as good, but I think my own stands fairly well on its' own.
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