such a nice guy. . batman Superman back scrach funny
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User avatar #6 - Nihatclodra (02/18/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Meanwhile I can reach every part of my back easily...
User avatar #8 to #6 - bleachedpheather ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
thats because you aren't super ripped like superman, look at him, he probablly cant even scratch his own ass.
#9 - mankey (02/18/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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#1 - cseresznye ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
#12 - drachma ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
#7 - darkjustifier (02/18/2014) [-]
kryptonite tipped back scratcher.
User avatar #25 - obsidicus (02/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
he totally just pulled that out of his utility belt.
User avatar #10 - atrumaliger (02/18/2014) [-]
The best of friends.
User avatar #2 - deadssnake (02/17/2014) [-]
anyone else sees a smiley on the yellow thing on the chainsaw?
#36 - Ken M (02/21/2014) [-]
If that were the Silver Age Superman, he would simply break the time barrier, and arrive before he felt the itch so he could scratch himself just like he remembered. Or he would vibrate into Earth-2 and have Powergirl scratch him at super-speed. Or leave some sort of signal in his fortress that would send a time-backward message to one of the Superman robots to follow Clark around with a backscratcher, spooking him into thinking Luthor found out his secret identity, going into the bottle city of Kandor and enlisting the help of several scientists to try and find a way to verify if Lex did actually find him out, because Jimmy Olsen had an appointment to interview Lex in prison for his column and Lex might try to use Jimmy in a more dastardly way, but warning Olsen would make HIM know Clark is Superman, so the only way to prevent all this while the supercomputer verifies if there is a way Lex could know something compromising is by pretending to have an itch and getting Batman to help
#35 - cseresznye ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
#31 - Ken M (02/18/2014) [-]
so if supermans skin is super tough and indestructible but he also has super strenght what happens when he jerks off? does he rip his own skin off, or creat super friction?
#16 - Ken M (02/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why does Batman have your mom's dildo OP
#14 - bleeduntildeath (02/18/2014) [-]
somehow I always knew batman would try to split superman in half
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#11 - ohmygwad (02/18/2014) [-]
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