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'straylia

There was a stung new in Australia to tand dothat occasions we thanet are
acceptable to drink at. Instead they discovered that there are outty three
that we ftnn' ptth' drinking are Cali tta
o Church gatherers
it studying
o Caterer's Parties
Thats it. Those we the only 3 that we as a dam think
you Shanta corinth at.
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#6 - pfccross (04/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
most of my friends drink while studying... then they drink before exams... they are engineers and almost top of their class... and then theres me.
most of my friends drink while studying... then they drink before exams... they are engineers and almost top of their class... and then theres me.
#1 - internetexplain (04/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
It's Straya not "(apostrophe)straylia "
User avatar #34 - psykobear ONLINE (04/08/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Court Hearing
Traffic Stop
Job Interview
Surgery
Working with pharmaceuticals
Working with nuclear reactors
Any flight in which you are the pilot

What the **** is wrong with Australians?
#38 to #34 - butplug (04/08/2014) [-]
Australian here. I can explain most of these.
In Australia, it is common to have a drink at court because of the old theory that "a man tells the truth the most when he is drunk."
At traffic stops, if you offer the officer a beer he will look the other way and let you continue driving.
During surgery, it is common knowledge in Australia that alcohol can clean open wounds and **** . So we make sure we drink some some our bodies are nice and clean to prepare for operation.
When working with Pharmaceuticals, it is common practice to drink because of... reasons...
We don't have nuclear reactors in Australia.
Lastly, during a flight there is a ritual called Matation pronounced mate-ation in which the pilot has a drink with the passengers and the crew. This is to insure that everyone on the plane trusts that the pilot is not a " **** cunt" and that everyone on the pilot are mates.

You just learned something new about Australia.
#28 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (04/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what about an intervention for an alcoholic?
User avatar #2 - exclamation (04/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I saw the title and I thought of genistraylia.
User avatar #4 to #2 - lordofthesea (04/08/2014) [-]
i saw your comment and thought it said genitalia.
#5 - lulzdealer ONLINE (04/08/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Who the **** drinks at a funeral?
User avatar #11 to #5 - Crusader (04/08/2014) [-]
Almost everyone.

It's a sad day, there's a reason that Irish Wakes are so popular.
#51 - Ripper (04/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I am almost 22 years old and I never drank alcohol. Not a single drip.
User avatar #48 - herpaderderp (04/08/2014) [-]
I've made a list of when Irishmen can't drink:








And those are the only times it isn't acceptable for Irishmen to drink.
#49 - curveball (04/08/2014) [-]
Rule #4: I don't want to catch any of you not drinking after lights out
Second time today I've gotten to use this sketch.
#21 - pieinmypantss (04/08/2014) [-]
I always get smashed before a child's parties. Little *****
User avatar #12 - evilanakie (04/08/2014) [-]
>'straylia
no
>straya
yes
User avatar #3 - traveltech (04/08/2014) [-]
What about the communion wine?
User avatar #82 - gameoverlordtwo (04/08/2014) [-]
If you don't drink at church, how are you supposed to take part in communion?
#68 - ihaveablackfrend (04/08/2014) [-]
DRIVING
#29 - micolite (04/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
not to be a one upper or anything but here in new york we drink at children's parties all the time. especially outside in the summer or when we go out to a park   
   
we'd always be considerate and have a good time with the kids tho!   
   
 me and my only few friends may of had drinking problems
not to be a one upper or anything but here in new york we drink at children's parties all the time. especially outside in the summer or when we go out to a park

we'd always be considerate and have a good time with the kids tho!

me and my only few friends may of had drinking problems
User avatar #20 - pedokuma ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
What do you mean studying. We usually hit the bar before heading to the library for a study group.
#76 - hellsjester (04/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
idk about other religions but, they make you drink this wine stuff in the catholic religion. they also tell you it's jesus"s blood. all i know is i call bs on the first one. also i want jesus to be my bar hoppen buddy. cause if we ever run out of money just be like. hey tap water please. bam instant jesus juice. that guy would be amazing at parties
#52 - Common Pepe (04/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** occasion #4
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