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'straylia

There was a stung new in Australia to tand dothat occasions we thanet are
acceptable to drink at. Instead they discovered that there are outty three
that we ftnn' ptth' drinking are Cali tta
o Church gatherers
it studying
o Caterer's Parties
Thats it. Those we the only 3 that we as a dam think
you Shanta corinth at.
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#6 - pfccross (04/08/2014) [-]
most of my friends drink while studying... then they drink before exams... they are engineers and almost top of their class... and then theres me.
most of my friends drink while studying... then they drink before exams... they are engineers and almost top of their class... and then theres me.
User avatar #66 to #6 - thepink (04/08/2014) [-]
as a culinary/baking student I can confirm that chefs run on alcohol. Drinking before a test is like preparing for the future.
#22 to #6 - firesky (04/08/2014) [-]
I do the same.

I have the problem that, if I'm sober I start to question every **** . If I stumble over a question I can't answer I'm not looking for it for 5 minutes and go on but read everything that has to do with the topic ending up wasting 2 hours for a single question.

If I'm drunk while learning I don't give a **** .
#31 to #22 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
It think there was a study or something that being drunk can help you concentrate on the material while learning.
User avatar #32 to #6 - krudd (04/08/2014) [-]
As an engineering student I can confirm this
#36 to #32 - jeffmiester (04/08/2014) [-]
I can confirm this as well. Though I must admit I skip the studying and go right for the drinking.
User avatar #83 to #36 - gameoverlordtwo (04/08/2014) [-]
Engineer as well, can confirm: alcohol is the best way to study.
#28 - burdenedsoul (04/08/2014) [-]
what about an intervention for an alcoholic?
#50 to #28 - crackedpepper (04/08/2014) [-]
even more important to drink at that intervention. down it all before they try take it
#1 - internetexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
It's Straya not "(apostrophe)straylia "
User avatar #24 to #1 - reginleif (04/08/2014) [-]
I honestly expected a "cunt" after that straya.
#42 to #24 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #34 - psykobear ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Court Hearing
Traffic Stop
Job Interview
Surgery
Working with pharmaceuticals
Working with nuclear reactors
Any flight in which you are the pilot

What the **** is wrong with Australians?
#38 to #34 - butplug ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Australian here. I can explain most of these.
In Australia, it is common to have a drink at court because of the old theory that "a man tells the truth the most when he is drunk."
At traffic stops, if you offer the officer a beer he will look the other way and let you continue driving.
During surgery, it is common knowledge in Australia that alcohol can clean open wounds and **** . So we make sure we drink some some our bodies are nice and clean to prepare for operation.
When working with Pharmaceuticals, it is common practice to drink because of... reasons...
We don't have nuclear reactors in Australia.
Lastly, during a flight there is a ritual called Matation pronounced mate-ation in which the pilot has a drink with the passengers and the crew. This is to insure that everyone on the plane trusts that the pilot is not a " **** cunt" and that everyone on the pilot are mates.

You just learned something new about Australia.
User avatar #44 to #38 - lolollo (04/08/2014) [-]
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"No..."
"You were speeding."
"Sorry man, just trying to get where I'm going. No hard feelings?"
"I still have to give you a ticket, speeding is illegal."
"What if I threw in a beer?"
"That would be even more illegal, for the both of us."
User avatar #55 to #44 - ninjaroo (04/08/2014) [-]
Hey buddy, it's a joke.
#64 to #55 - lolollo (04/08/2014) [-]
Let me live my lie damnit!
User avatar #65 to #64 - ninjaroo (04/08/2014) [-]
Also, he said "at traffic lights", not when you're pulled over. The officer will accept the beer even though it's illegal, but it generally won't get you out of trouble.
#62 to #38 - Byte ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
I like you.
I like you.
User avatar #45 to #38 - lolollo (04/08/2014) [-]
Also, do Australians really have a problem with passengers thinking their pilot is a " ******** "? Americans don't even have that issue, and we're supposed to be the most judgmental lot in the world (aside from the french). Drinking with the pilot should put the thought in your head that "oh **** , the pilot's had a few already, we're gonna die!" Knowing the pilot is sober should probably be a more comforting thought than the idea that he isn't a douche, which shouldn't be that frequent a problem anyway...
User avatar #39 to #38 - psykobear ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
How many of these are actually true though? Funny comment, but are they all really true?
#40 to #39 - butplug ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
They are all fake
User avatar #41 to #40 - psykobear ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
K, thanks. I would not have been surprised.
#51 - Ripper (04/08/2014) [-]
I am almost 22 years old and I never drank alcohol. Not a single drip.
#61 to #51 - Byte ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Aint no biggy. You waited til you were legal age, and then some. Means you're at least responsible. Plus, it's not for everyone. When you do try, though, go easy. Don't try to get wasted right off the bat or you'll get really sick.   
   
I highly recommend either a light flavored beer, or a hard/malt drink like hard lemonade or cider.
Aint no biggy. You waited til you were legal age, and then some. Means you're at least responsible. Plus, it's not for everyone. When you do try, though, go easy. Don't try to get wasted right off the bat or you'll get really sick.

I highly recommend either a light flavored beer, or a hard/malt drink like hard lemonade or cider.
User avatar #48 - herpaderderp (04/08/2014) [-]
I've made a list of when Irishmen can't drink:








And those are the only times it isn't acceptable for Irishmen to drink.
#49 - curveball (04/08/2014) [-]
Rule #4: I don't want to catch any of you not drinking after lights out
Second time today I've gotten to use this sketch.
#21 - pieinmypantss (04/08/2014) [-]
I always get smashed before a child's parties. Little *****
User avatar #12 - evilanakie (04/08/2014) [-]
>'straylia
no
>straya
yes
User avatar #3 - traveltech ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
What about the communion wine?
User avatar #82 - gameoverlordtwo (04/08/2014) [-]
If you don't drink at church, how are you supposed to take part in communion?
#72 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
Strange...I live in Texas, so of course most of my friends are Mexican. To them drinking at a child's party is an absolute requirement.
#68 - ihaveablackfrend (04/08/2014) [-]
DRIVING
#33 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
Those are literally the only 3 things that I have to be absolutely plastered to do.
#29 - micolite (04/08/2014) [-]
not to be a one upper or anything but here in new york we drink at children's parties all the time. especially outside in the summer or when we go out to a park   
   
we'd always be considerate and have a good time with the kids tho!   
   
 me and my only few friends may of had drinking problems
not to be a one upper or anything but here in new york we drink at children's parties all the time. especially outside in the summer or when we go out to a park

we'd always be considerate and have a good time with the kids tho!

me and my only few friends may of had drinking problems
User avatar #46 to #29 - lolollo (04/08/2014) [-]
People seriously misunderstand what a drinking problem is. A drinking problem is when you get belligerently drunk each and every time you ever drink (believe it or not, the anger and violence are optional). The precursor to that is frequently "needing a drink" during mundane, every day situations, like "just got home from work", "we're having dinner", or " my kids are a think that exist." Drinking at a children's party shouldn't be that big a deal. Most sane people can have a drink, maybe two, and still be perfectly able to function as an adult.

The guy who goes to a children's party and gets retarded has a drinking party.
#47 to #46 - lolollo (04/08/2014) [-]
>drinking party

Way to let that one slip, brain...
User avatar #69 to #46 - micolite (04/08/2014) [-]
eh it was a joke with some truth to it. but its a problem when it interferes with your life or health. It's not a competition who can get more drunk. I use to drink to much and it affected my career and life; and am a better person for it
User avatar #71 to #69 - lolollo (04/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, I hit that point earlier this year where I drank so much I actually started puking it back up. I used to pride myself on being able to hold my liquor until that event told me how stupid such an accomplishment is in the first place. Drinking is supposed to be partaking in a beverage you find enjoyable to drink that just so happens to have a slight, secondary effect. I drink beer that I like the taste of because I like how it tastes, as in the same reason I drink soda. It's not because it gets me drunk, that's a secondary benefit, as it probably should be.
User avatar #70 to #69 - micolite (04/08/2014) [-]
since i've realized i mean..
User avatar #20 - pedokuma (04/08/2014) [-]
What do you mean studying. We usually hit the bar before heading to the library for a study group.
#52 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** occasion #4
#5 - lulzdealer (04/08/2014) [-]
Who the **** drinks at a funeral?
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#9 to #5 - quiescat (04/08/2014) [-]
every funeral i went to you had drivers who had to be sober enough to get every back to the after burial gathering for lack of a better word. assuming you are a pallbearer after your part was done, but not wile the preacher was not speaking you could drink.
User avatar #15 to #5 - splendiddust (04/08/2014) [-]
If not during the funeral service shortly after or before hand.
Most definitely at the after party thing
#8 to #5 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
the irish
User avatar #13 to #5 - taokami ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Asians. We drink in honor of the dead.
#14 to #5 - revisedcircle (04/08/2014) [-]
Funerals could be considered as a church gathering.
#17 to #5 - ppisbestpony (04/08/2014) [-]
you always drink at a funeral
User avatar #23 to #5 - germanyexplain (04/08/2014) [-]
in germany, it's common to go eat and drink a lot right after the "funeral ceremony". we call that "Leichenschmaus"
#18 to #5 - thelastamerican ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
You dont?
User avatar #11 to #5 - Crusader (04/08/2014) [-]
Almost everyone.

It's a sad day, there's a reason that Irish Wakes are so popular.
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