story time. . we freshman in college ffirst time smoking weed ialready trashed on whiskey newist hard Iwonder down to a frat house west up outside and pretend t story time we freshman in college ffirst smoking weed ialready trashed on whiskey newist hard Iwonder down to a frat house west up outside and pretend t
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we freshman in college
ffirst time smoking weed
ialready trashed on whiskey
newist hard
Iwonder down to a frat house
west up outside and pretend to be security
let me and eventually leave
basking people fer IDs fer about an hour
time drinking hard liquor
cops come up the stairs and ask to come in
aask them fer IDs
We are the fucking cops, we are going to come in."
at say "riddle me this..." then proceed to puke on one of them.
Whey stagger back in shock
is run my drunk ass back to my dorm
my head and beard
ssee cops every day patrolling the campus
knever recognize me
I regret nothing
I Anonymous (ID: Duo) 3{ Thu) 13: 44: 45 Nto. 4772295( iyw
Fucking leled
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