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#5 - galgawine (03/20/2014) [-]
"Seeing Gimli in trouble, Legolas took up a discarded shield and let it slide down the steps on the battlement wall. With a leap he landed surely on top of it's black underside and while still in motion, fired rapidly into the horde of Uruks, each shot piercing their tough hides. Their large frames made them easy targets. With a swift kick of his heel, he struck the shield and dismounted as it lodged itself into the bare throat of a roaring Uruk at the base of the steps. Now in the thick of the melee with a black wall of foes between him and Gimli he drew his knives and rushed to the aid of his friend."   
 Why can't I write as well as Tolkien I feel sad
"Seeing Gimli in trouble, Legolas took up a discarded shield and let it slide down the steps on the battlement wall. With a leap he landed surely on top of it's black underside and while still in motion, fired rapidly into the horde of Uruks, each shot piercing their tough hides. Their large frames made them easy targets. With a swift kick of his heel, he struck the shield and dismounted as it lodged itself into the bare throat of a roaring Uruk at the base of the steps. Now in the thick of the melee with a black wall of foes between him and Gimli he drew his knives and rushed to the aid of his friend."
Why can't I write as well as Tolkien I feel sad
User avatar #10 to #5 - adu ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I can write almost as good as this. Almost.
User avatar #9 to #5 - Anetheril (03/20/2014) [-]
It's pretty good though
#8 to #5 - bogsrin (03/20/2014) [-]
Nice.
Nice.
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