stoopid peter jackson.... . And Legolas jumps on his shield like a skateboard and rides it dawn the attire. And he' s shooting arrows like a and it is seriously
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stoopid peter jackson...

And Legolas jumps on his shield like a skateboard
and rides it dawn the attire. And he' s
shooting arrows like a and it is
seriously really (reel. He is wrecking **** .
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#5 - galgawine (03/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"Seeing Gimli in trouble, Legolas took up a discarded shield and let it slide down the steps on the battlement wall. With a leap he landed surely on top of it's black underside and while still in motion, fired rapidly into the horde of Uruks, each shot piercing their tough hides. Their large frames made them easy targets. With a swift kick of his heel, he struck the shield and dismounted as it lodged itself into the bare throat of a roaring Uruk at the base of the steps. Now in the thick of the melee with a black wall of foes between him and Gimli he drew his knives and rushed to the aid of his friend."   
 Why can't I write as well as Tolkien I feel sad
"Seeing Gimli in trouble, Legolas took up a discarded shield and let it slide down the steps on the battlement wall. With a leap he landed surely on top of it's black underside and while still in motion, fired rapidly into the horde of Uruks, each shot piercing their tough hides. Their large frames made them easy targets. With a swift kick of his heel, he struck the shield and dismounted as it lodged itself into the bare throat of a roaring Uruk at the base of the steps. Now in the thick of the melee with a black wall of foes between him and Gimli he drew his knives and rushed to the aid of his friend."
Why can't I write as well as Tolkien I feel sad
#2 - themagicalcats (03/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 - ScottP (03/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Have you seen what happens when a movie literally follows a book word for word?

There was a War of the Worlds version like that and it was 4 hours long filled with nothing happening.
User avatar #3 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Tolkien would spend an entire page describing the stairs and surrounding area, then another 2 about how Legolas descended the stairs.
#14 - crzycuban (03/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #12 - eight (03/20/2014) [-]
The books are good, but the English Tolkien uses can be irritating, because it's so many generations outdated.

Also, most of the battle chapters are a bit underwhelming. Some good scenes such as this one, but largely he sucked at writing battles(or it wasn't important enough to him to make them more interesting).
#1 - CIS White Male (03/19/2014) [-]
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