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#16 - AnonymousDonor (08/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>tfw your girlfriend immediately reaches for the yellow
#6 - expand (08/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
It would get awkward for all the ugly guys holding green glowsticks and still not being approached. just sayan
It would get awkward for all the ugly guys holding green glowsticks and still not being approached. just sayan
#8 - zarnvendk (08/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
there are numerous reasons why this is a bad idea.   
mainly it's not necessarily good for business since it changes the overall feel of the party  marginally since it removes focus from "having a fun night out" to "trying too hard to get lucky."   
secondly it attracts super desperate guys which again attract way below average-looking girls.   
Also the yellow one is... well too complicated to really figure out for most druk people while music is pumping max volume in the background...   
So while the concept sounds awesome at first  it has alot of issues related to it     
   
tl;dr   
it's a no go, bro
there are numerous reasons why this is a bad idea.
mainly it's not necessarily good for business since it changes the overall feel of the party marginally since it removes focus from "having a fun night out" to "trying too hard to get lucky."
secondly it attracts super desperate guys which again attract way below average-looking girls.
Also the yellow one is... well too complicated to really figure out for most druk people while music is pumping max volume in the background...
So while the concept sounds awesome at first it has alot of issues related to it

tl;dr
it's a no go, bro
User avatar #1 - catchamp (08/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I would wear all of them
User avatar #3 to #1 - bounod (08/07/2014) [-]
So you would go for obvious retard who can't understand "Please take one only" means?
#44 - unggoy (08/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Everybodys single!!!
#22 - loltrosity ONLINE (08/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The only problem I see is the honor system.   
   
Scenario: Taken girl, looking to cheat.  We've all seen numerous instances showing women 			******		 someone, regretting it, saying it was rape, and getting the man in jail. Lets say she is one of these people.  She picks up both a single and taken bracelet. She puts on the single and tucks away the taken. Finds someone, takes him back to his/her place, they 			****		, she wakes up next morning, regrets it, puts on taken, hides single bracelet, goes to boyfriend say she was raped, guy gets arrested. Due to "partying and drunkness" she gets away with it.
The only problem I see is the honor system.

Scenario: Taken girl, looking to cheat. We've all seen numerous instances showing women ****** someone, regretting it, saying it was rape, and getting the man in jail. Lets say she is one of these people. She picks up both a single and taken bracelet. She puts on the single and tucks away the taken. Finds someone, takes him back to his/her place, they **** , she wakes up next morning, regrets it, puts on taken, hides single bracelet, goes to boyfriend say she was raped, guy gets arrested. Due to "partying and drunkness" she gets away with it.
User avatar #27 to #22 - LoliSama (08/08/2014) [-]
It's valid, but I'm not so sure it's a common enough issue to really ruin the idea.
That's going to happen pretty much regardless, and people being able to eye-witness report her carrying the "single" one makes it harder for her to succeed.

But I don't know, maybe it's got more merit than I realise.
#37 - poutinesalad (08/08/2014) [-]
Its complicated is basically just saying, "I have a boyfriend, but i really feel like gettin somma dat new dick" (and vice versa)
Its complicated is basically just saying, "I have a boyfriend, but i really feel like gettin somma dat new dick" (and vice versa)
#65 - jmoneyswagj (08/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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great way to break up with someone. Go there with your other and reach for the green im so lonely
User avatar #79 to #65 - peapodsarecool (08/08/2014) [-]
Why doesn't the squirrel have an air tank?
User avatar #49 - ihateelfs (08/08/2014) [-]
if youre wearing a taken one and no one talks to you your whole night is ruined
User avatar #23 - minorian (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
There's a "Color Party" every month at my local bar, where they do this, even with the same colors, it's just with clothing color instead, and it works fine.
User avatar #24 to #23 - minorian (08/08/2014) [-]
No, I think green represents "taken", yellow represents "single" and red represents "single and looking"
User avatar #19 - landartheconqueror (08/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what is the "it's complicated" supposed to mean?
"i have a partner, but i'm willing to get drunk and cheat on him/her"?
User avatar #11 - ChromedDragon (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i've seen this done with wristbands at university

i saw this on an episode of fresh meat
#4 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
a) Because single guys would probably try to lie for better odds with the grills.
b) Ugly cider-whales would wear the single ones all the time.
c) The good looking single girls would go with the taken ones.
User avatar #7 to #4 - flemsdfer ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
a) what are single guys going to lie with for better odds? "I'm taken, wanna **** ?"
b) Well if they're single they'd wear the single bracelet.....kinda how it works.
c) Who gives a **** ? If they can't wear a taken bracelet do you think they'll suddenly become interested?
User avatar #63 - gtk (08/08/2014) [-]
Its called a Stop Light party. I've ever only seen them with Green and Red though, the yellow seems silly. They're pretty fun, and it's a lot better when you go with your girl friend, because they don't get hit on all night. Im sure the single side would be nice too, but thats usually geared more towards hookups.
User avatar #62 - wambamthankumam ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
At my University we have Traffic light parties. You wear green if you are single, yellow is approach with caution, and red is taken
User avatar #38 - runapuff (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
They need a "not interested" one.
#33 - budokai (08/08/2014) [-]
traffic light party. dress in the colour
#32 - madcoww ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
inb4 autism
User avatar #29 - nimba (08/08/2014) [-]
I''ve been to a party like this once except it was stickers. I didn't understand what they were for at first so I just let the person handing them out slap a ******** of green ones on me. Got three girls' phone numbers and took one home 9/10 a good night
#21 - gayboard (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Too bad there's not one for taken but wants to have fun.

I like polygamous relationships

I'm also a slut.
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