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If you want to, send a friend request my way. I accept them all!

what If after you we you get stats Ilka
words Bald total: 21 ,390, 459
pushups done: 1. 3
hours anoint crying: 238
1. 3 pushups
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Submitted: 07/22/2014
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#6 - jacktherabbitwhite (07/23/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Stats should include:
Typos made
Spiders ingested
Orgasms experienced
Opportunities missed
***** taken
Dreams had
Dreams remembered
Times tripped
******** called (Measured in pounds)
Shots taken
Decisions immediately regretted
Best year
Worst year
Fights won

what else do you all think?
User avatar #5 - almaster (07/23/2014) [-]
Joshlol: ∞ dicks sucked
User avatar #17 - malkotay (07/23/2014) [-]
Times masturbated : 35193
Days lived : 28463
User avatar #13 - mrnaanbread (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Near-tumours.
Within 100m of a serial killer.
Cereal eaten in tons.
Content seen on FJ.
Times you thought you'd damaged your shaft/clitoris from exasperated yanking too much in a day.
Seconds on fire.
Yawn that came closest to dislocating your jaw.
Drop in IQ.
User avatar #14 - vpngtn (07/23/2014) [-]
Number of gay thoughts
Pants exploded
People hugged
Times severely injured
Puns made
Time spent online
Number of undepants owned
Total anount of income
People killed

And then you get to browse through the leaderboards.
User avatar #30 - KillerBunny (07/23/2014) [-]
Bonus Stats:

-How many people you've made smile.
-How many strangers have thought something nice about you.
-How many trees Pornhub owes you.
#35 - nickotak (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Assassinations planned and performed in your head: 1,730
Assassinations planned and performed in your head: 1,730

User avatar #21 - mrkek (07/23/2014) [-]
Diarrhea count: 21.393.302
Taco-bell: 21.393.301
User avatar #47 - Karibookiller (07/23/2014) [-]
Stillborn: You Failed!
#16 - tosatsu (07/23/2014) [-]
I had a chick in my high school who could not do even one push-up. Instead, she would go front and back with her pelvis, as if she was ******* the ground. My god we laughed for years. And still do.
User avatar #43 - nthmetal ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Then you spend the rest of eternity comparing your stats with others.
User avatar #20 - oaaaa (07/23/2014) [-]
reposts: 12938712938712983719873917239871382
profit in thumbs: 21309187390812038109381093
profit in $, life or anything usefull: 0
#41 - xchocolatethunderx (07/23/2014) [-]
I didn't understand the second listed item until it was repeated.
I didn't understand the second listed item until it was repeated.
#40 - skatin (07/23/2014) [-]
This is why I've been meaning to track my fitness better. Being military, I pride myself on personal fitness. Anybody use a fitbit? Are there any other good options?
User avatar #39 - roflstorm (07/23/2014) [-]
Homicides thought up:
suicide imagined:
Times masturbated:
Laughed at something stupid:
#38 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
#37 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
People of the opposite sex that were attracted to you at first sight that you were too cowardly to speak to:
#34 - classlessfaggot (07/23/2014) [-]
crimes committed
times arrested
spaghetti dropped (in pounds)
STDs contracted
number of masturbation sessions
times caught masturbating
cringeworthy moments
recreational drugs taken(listed)
#1 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Comments posted where you just repeat a line from the previous post: to high for even god to calculate
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