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If you want to, send a friend request my way. I accept them all!

Date Had Sex?
7/ ti/ 14 yes
yes
7/ 11/ 14 yes
7/ 12/ 14 yes
7/ 13/ 14 yes
7/ 14/ 14 yes
7/ 15/ 14 yes
7/ tti/ 14 yes
7/ 17/ 14 yes
7/ 18/ 14 yes
7/ 19/ 14 yes
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You made a fucking spreadsheet about it?!"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#23 - Welshhobo
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(07/22/2014) [-]
You can tell this is ******** because there aren't 20 months in a year
You can tell this is ******** because there aren't 20 months in a year
#61 to #23 - anon id: d75f5e2c
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#124 to #23 - anon id: fd37a5cc
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(07/27/2014) [-]
Have you considered that it may be MM/DD/YY instead of DD/MM/YY?
#131 to #23 - anon id: ee1dc42c
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(07/29/2014) [-]
its not going Day-Month-Year, its going Month-Day-Year
#46 to #23 - disies
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Nice one.
Nice one.
User avatar #54 to #23 - kanyesfishsticks
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(07/23/2014) [-]
The reaction image made your comment so much better
#80 to #23 - jellyman
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(07/23/2014) [-]
I had to go back to the picture to understand that joke. Nice one bro.
I had to go back to the picture to understand that joke. Nice one bro.
#24 to #23 - mathiaslundem
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#29 to #23 - arziben
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#31 to #29 - sideism
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(07/23/2014) [-]
i present you the highest of fives
User avatar #36 to #31 - arziben
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(07/23/2014) [-]
that's the one
#39 to #36 - sideism
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#40 to #39 - arziben
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#30 to #23 - Rei
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User avatar #34 to #30 - immclovinit
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(07/23/2014) [-]
isnt the 7 the month?
#35 to #34 - Rei
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(07/23/2014) [-]
In many non-USA countries they use D/M/Y.
In many non-USA countries they use D/M/Y.
#82 to #35 - anon id: 7dc82dff
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Many
Almost all
#102 to #34 - gaffateip
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#33 to #23 - saltyfries
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#25 to #23 - chrisel
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(07/22/2014) [-]
I laughed a little.
User avatar #2 - solidderking
Reply +405 123456789123345869
(07/22/2014) [-]
>joshlol
>sex

choose one
#53 to #2 - rememberragefaces
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User avatar #16 to #2 - brainix
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(07/22/2014) [-]
....maaaaleee?
User avatar #17 to #16 - solidderking
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(07/22/2014) [-]
be more exact please
User avatar #18 to #17 - brainix
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(07/22/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #19 to #18 - solidderking
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(07/22/2014) [-]
are you asking if i am male or whether joshlol has sex with male persons ?
User avatar #21 to #19 - brainix
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(07/22/2014) [-]
I was kinda building it up and/or ruining your joke by saying Joshlol is a male
#20 to #18 - anon id: 799abe43
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Think he meant to specify that you meant he takes it in the exhaust pipe.
#3 - crocodilelord
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#43 to #3 - darkparadox
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#7 to #3 - ldnelson
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Why did they have to add coconut?  I like original
Why did they have to add coconut? I like original
#12 to #3 - gowge
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#6 to #3 - pikachoomaster
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#4 to #3 - murdtugget
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#10 - funkyrednipples
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I love how there's no reason to have sex with joshlol
User avatar #11 to #10 - joshlol [OP]
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User avatar #97 to #11 - sharklazers
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I would have sex with you. possibly out of pity , but I would
User avatar #103 to #97 - joshlol [OP]
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why do I love this comment so much?
User avatar #106 to #103 - sharklazers
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because it's your only chance at sexual interaction with a human being? idk.
User avatar #107 to #106 - joshlol [OP]
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yeah probably
User avatar #109 to #107 - sharklazers
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no offence
User avatar #108 to #107 - sharklazers
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(07/23/2014) [-]
you make me really sad.
#110 to #108 - joshlol [OP]
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it will be okay
it will be okay
#120 to #110 - funkyrednipples
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Honestly man I have no idea who you are, I just jumped on the bandwagon to make a joke. You should probably get off this site, too much negativity does things to people. Stay in your head and do you, man. Do something productive, this website is a joke, most the people here are losers anyways.
Honestly man I have no idea who you are, I just jumped on the bandwagon to make a joke. You should probably get off this site, too much negativity does things to people. Stay in your head and do you, man. Do something productive, this website is a joke, most the people here are losers anyways.
User avatar #111 to #110 - sharklazers
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if u ever need somebody to talk to as a result of people abusing you non stop, shoot me a message
#26 to #10 - nonanonnon
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(07/22/2014) [-]
There's no reason not to have sex with him either.
#66 to #26 - dividerbyzero
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(07/23/2014) [-]
There is, it's because he made a spreadsheet.   
   
Did you even read the content?
There is, it's because he made a spreadsheet.

Did you even read the content?
#27 - butwhynot
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Fixed this for you. jk, I'd sex you
#55 to #27 - jacklane
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User avatar #72 to #27 - welliguessitsaname
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(07/23/2014) [-]
I don't know about anyone else, but honestly, I'm long past sick of seeing that damn cat on every single thing about, by or involving joshlol.
User avatar #81 to #27 - jimydark
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(07/23/2014) [-]
do you have the original picture of the cat? and if you have it, you mind sharing it? please
#90 to #81 - anon id: 1abbf612
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #89 to #27 - bleepo
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(07/23/2014) [-]
No, Joshlol isn't that cute.
#78 - fjponythread
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#98 to #78 - supermandan
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#14 - easternigguh
Reply +35 123456789123345869
(07/22/2014) [-]
Sodomizing yourself doesn't count as sex, joshlol
#45 - legendofzeldanerd
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(07/23/2014) [-]
This doesn't really make sense unless you see the original post...
www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2bamub/husband_makes_spreadsheet_of_wifes_sexual/
User avatar #64 to #45 - reginleif
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(07/23/2014) [-]
I liked how nobody acknowledged his well recorded point..... everyone just started bitching about the spreadsheet when the spreadsheet was his evidence. :/
User avatar #91 to #64 - missaddie
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(07/23/2014) [-]
All I can say is that from a female perspective, yah she was kinda bitchy and never gave him sex, but what is with this immature entitlement that he's presenting? If I was married I would rather he strike up a conversation about it when he's not in the mood, so it's not just "but I want to and you don't." He sent her this spreadsheet telling her he wont miss her on her 10 day trip and then ceased contact.
That's real ******* productive.
User avatar #99 to #91 - reginleif
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>f I was married I would rather he strike up a conversation

That's the problem, the focus is on what women want, how they would want their man to react, how they want their perfect relationship to be like..... nobody is asking what men want. This man probably got tired of attempting to present his case in the way she wants, and presented it in his own (albeit cruel) way.

Let's look at the situation from further away, he's not getting laid the man has a 1-3% success rate for chrissakes, his wife is possibly dodging the issue which is why the bastard had to create the spreadsheet in the first place. AND you want him to ask for sex in a nicer way? Compromise is a 2 way street but the demands are being placed on him alone!

>That's real productive

Look I'm not defending the morality of being a ****** person, but he got his message through, enough to traumatize her to upload the shot to reddit in a pathetic attempt to seek validation. What's the worse that can happen? Him not getting laid? Already happening.

Him getting a divorce? It's a **** marriage to begin with if she's so repulsed by him she'd rather watch FRIENDS. :/

User avatar #126 to #99 - missaddie
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Sorry I struggle a lot with how I word things and I come off poorly often. I don't know how to change that so I figured I'd apologize.
User avatar #127 to #126 - reginleif
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(07/28/2014) [-]
No need to apologize for having an opinion.
At any rate, hope things are improving for you and your man.
User avatar #129 to #127 - missaddie
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(07/28/2014) [-]
They are great thank you
User avatar #125 to #99 - missaddie
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I get your point but the problem is we don't know enough about their relationship.
(I'm not really trying to argue though it looks like it I'm just saying how I see it and how I feel from my own perspective) And I was just saying that I'd rather my man talk about it, that I'd fare better knowing that he feels rejected. It sounds ignorant and like I don't care, but the same with a man not approaching her in the right way about sex.
If you're in a committed relationship, and you can't talk out your problems with them, it will never work out. It's just the only way I can see to solve the issue. I'm not a very perceptive person and I need to be told how I affect people with my decisions. Especially if they don't show any sign.
Yeah, I'm focusing on what the woman wants for the man's reaction because it's what I would need in order to fix the problem in the relationship. I don't know about you but I personally can't read people's minds, and I can't just get instantly horny, I need help with that. When I had an issue with my sex life after a surgery, he'd suggest it, I'd admit I wasn't really in the mood (cause he's just chilling, not touching or anything), and he'd say okay. It happened quite a few times (Spread out with random occurrences between) before he just blew up and got real mad, after having shown no emotion regarding the situation prior to then. To me that was shocking because I never knew I was being a problem until he called me names and yelled and stormed out for the night.
If he'd just told me that I was rejecting him too much instead of acting like it was okay then I would've tried much harder to do it more. I know that sounds like I'm a horrible person but it's the truth and it's how I am so I'm not going to feel bad about it, now that I know that I can be a bit off-putting I try not to reject him so much.
User avatar #128 to #99 - missaddie
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Also sorry for all the responses I was taking too much space with the huge block of text.

I don't know enough about their relationship so the wife could very well be just an uninterested bitch stringing him along and he could have tried to make it work and got fed up with it.
I should have said from my specific perspective.
User avatar #130 to #128 - reginleif
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You made your point well in #125, we don't know enough about their relationship.
We (or I at least) probably took the bare facts and added our own narrative. ^^
#77 to #64 - anon id: 895495c3
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marrying someone doesn't guarantee sex and to do that is kind of petty. If the wife made a spread sheet of every time he made up some ******** excuse for not doing a chore that'd also be petty.
User avatar #83 to #77 - reginleif
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Marrying someone doesn't guarantee sex..... except that sex is part of most healthy relationships and most human's crave it.

In fact loss of libido is considered a symptom in certain mental health diagnoses.

Just because you believe in otherkin fairytales about sexless relationships, doesn't make it normal or the norm.
User avatar #60 - xsap
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(07/23/2014) [-]
at least he had sex 20 times, that's 20 more than me
User avatar #73 to #60 - trolljunkusa
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(07/23/2014) [-]
20x0 is still 0
#75 to #73 - pholmes
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(07/23/2014) [-]
20 MORE not 20 tiiimes. Silly goose. lrn 2 wrd prblm scrub
20 MORE not 20 tiiimes. Silly goose. lrn 2 wrd prblm scrub
#88 to #73 - megayoming
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(07/23/2014) [-]
He did not give a number leaving the question open to speculation. as he did not state how many times he had sex so we can assume he is saying that 20 is more then his score. so 0-19 is the possible choices for A=0-19 you ******* casual.

I did not get my Cisco certification for calling out ******** on people like you. I got if for reading a question "Accurately" and coming up to the proper conclusion.
User avatar #92 to #88 - areancoconut
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No it's not 0-19.
He has ************** 0 times.
#94 to #92 - megayoming
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****.

I had to reread that. thank you for correcting me.

I have the old mans disease it appears.
User avatar #95 to #94 - areancoconut
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Now what did you get your Cisco cert. for?
#96 to #95 - megayoming
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Shamfrul dispra.   
   
Commita da Herra kerri i do.
Shamfrul dispra.

Commita da Herra kerri i do.
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User avatar #113 to #88 - trolljunkusa
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MCITP > Cisco
#116 to #113 - megayoming
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Cisco is a bit better but on a scale of usage you are correct more people get it only because big corps hire for that.
User avatar #118 to #116 - trolljunkusa
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What certs do you have?

I'm A+, Net+, Securtiy+, MCITP, MCSE, MCSA
#119 to #118 - megayoming
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A+ Net+ Cisco and JavaScript   
   
   
I did not like Java and Net+   
   
A+ and Cisco got me moist.
A+ Net+ Cisco and JavaScript


I did not like Java and Net+

A+ and Cisco got me moist.
User avatar #121 to #119 - trolljunkusa
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A+ was my favorite, all my gaming lads are from my A+ class I took a long time ago
#122 to #121 - megayoming
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My A+ instructor was a bro.

The students where Complete dunces.
User avatar #123 to #122 - trolljunkusa
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My instructor was a complete bro, he got me my first internship way back when
#101 to #73 - dorfdorfdorf
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it took me a minute   
   
i dont get why people are thumbing you down
it took me a minute

i dont get why people are thumbing you down
User avatar #74 to #73 - thetom
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but he said "20 more than him" its 20+0
#87 to #74 - megayoming
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Oh **** sorry wrong person.
Oh **** sorry wrong person.
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User avatar #79 to #74 - sociocat
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i think your missing the joke
#100 to #79 - yourandyouare
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you're*
#58 - yasndroth
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User avatar #62 to #58 - manofparody
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You sir, need a better girlfriend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - yasndroth
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I am a girl, but thanks for the advice.
User avatar #65 to #63 - manofparody
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....

What?
That doesn't compute.
User avatar #68 to #65 - yasndroth
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It's just a more realistic one.
User avatar #69 to #68 - manofparody
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Okay.. That makes sense.

My mind couldn't comprehend what you originally wrote. Thanks for clearing that up, though.
#104 to #69 - anon id: b8ba620e
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She didn't write it. It's a spreadsheet a guy wrote regarding his wife, and she made it public and the news got a hold of it.
User avatar #84 to #58 - pigglysumbeech
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You sound like someone I used to know.