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#52 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
ex-home life.

Now I just sick dick in any room of the house I want
#257 to #52 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
love ya foxi
#204 to #52 - kennygomezfive (07/04/2014) [-]
You can sick all the dick that you want man.
#133 to #52 - kavrick (07/03/2014) [-]
But why?
User avatar #134 to #133 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
why to what part exactly??
#135 to #134 - kavrick (07/03/2014) [-]
Both i guess
Both i guess
User avatar #136 to #135 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I moved away from my moms place and got a place of my own.

I'm a super huge dick loving faggot and now that I have a place of my own I can suck dick any where I want in my house and have no worries
#260 to #136 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
wow, got to use this twice within five minutes, busy day for you sparky
User avatar #294 to #260 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah it sure has been
User avatar #295 to #294 - zayinzetaseven (07/04/2014) [-]
i feel like that comment had a dual meaning faggot
#137 to #136 - kavrick (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh   
i'm not sure if i should bring up my super srs opinion on this kinda thing
Oh
i'm not sure if i should bring up my super srs opinion on this kinda thing
User avatar #139 to #137 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
opinion away dude.

If I know one thing the internet is the best place to say your opinions
#141 to #139 - kavrick (07/03/2014) [-]
I swing both ways, never had any luck with either but that's beyond the point but i dont get why guys tend to be so slutty and i kinda hate women so i'm pretty screwed
#152 to #141 - teranin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
male sex drive. We spread seed, and don't have biological predication to increase value of sex through withholding as our sexuality has never had significant biological value. Women have a similar sex drive but it's sparked by different things and operates on a different psychology.

Obviously, there are plenty of exceptions, but that's essentially the biological reality. When dudes can get slutty with each other, the promiscuity tends to be more obvious and pronounced, but women of course are fully capable of the same level of nymphomaniacal activity.
#153 to #152 - kavrick (07/03/2014) [-]
Straight or gay guys, i dont like it when they're slutty, and i kinda thought we advanced above primal needs and urges, if i had the chance to **** whoever i wanted i wouldn't
User avatar #337 to #153 - imofcnotharveydent (07/04/2014) [-]
what kind of depressed human being are you? Sex is one of the best drugs we have, it takes away stress and gives pleasure.

We got america giving religious rights to a ******* company. We got Russia smacking down on gay rights. India got ******* rape all over the place. The world is quite ****** , so no, we have not advanced above our primal needs and urges.
User avatar #157 to #153 - teranin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Yes, but when your partner is as unrestricted as you are, you end up having to find reasons NOT to **** .
#159 to #157 - kavrick (07/03/2014) [-]
I'v never had the problem with people who are dating doing it all the time, that's fair enough
I'v never had the problem with people who are dating doing it all the time, that's fair enough
User avatar #148 to #141 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I also swing both ways jsut like dicks more but thats a secret.


I just like sex. All kinds of sex. feels good. is super fun. good work out (some times).

I get why many people only wanna have sex with someone they love and good for them that just ain't for me. I don't really associate sex with love as many people do.

Its hard to explain what I mean but basically I just like ******* things/ being ****** by things
#150 to #148 - kavrick (07/03/2014) [-]
As much as i want to i cant argue with that
User avatar #156 to #150 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
also some of my best friends in the whole word I met though weird kinky sex parties
#158 to #156 - kavrick (07/03/2014) [-]
Still not the thing i cant into, it actually pisses me off but i tend to keep it to myself, i know it's arrogant as **** but i cant exactly change it
User avatar #160 to #158 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I can understand the it not being something you are into but why or maybe how dose it piss you off??
#162 to #160 - kavrick (07/03/2014) [-]
i'm lonely and depressed, i see at people taking things for granted and not valuing things like that, so it pisses me off
User avatar #164 to #162 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I am by no means trying to be a dick or anything but it just kinda sounds like you are jealous. I could be wrong about that... just what it seems like to me
#167 to #164 - kavrick (07/03/2014) [-]
i guess i understand why it would look like that but that would mean i would want to be in their position, and i by no means would want to
User avatar #171 to #167 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
the why dose it piss you off?? I could understand the being pissed off if you where jealous.

You don't wanna be doing what your not doing but your mad at the people that are doing it??

I'm just trying to understand this but its really confusing me....

that would be like me being pissed at people who play a lot of video games even though I don't want to play a lot of games ....
User avatar #237 to #171 - kavrick (07/04/2014) [-]
Because I see sex as something more than just something for pleasure, its intimite and supposed to be a act for love and seeing people violated such a thing for primal pleasure disgusts me
#292 to #237 - fistpump (07/04/2014) [-]
It's intimate, sure, but it's not supposed to be an act for love. Our base instinct, as Sparky already said, is to put the D in as many things as possible, to spread the seed. Survival of the fittest. If your gene pool is passed along, you did a good job. Every other animal on the planet works in this method, except for pandas, which are just sex-retarded. Humans invented the concept of love because we needed to find a reason behind the butterflies and the warm feelings. In reality it's just chemicals from your brain becoming active, but since humans are always seeking answers, we label it as love.
I get it that you're a hopeless romantic, but to be literally disgusted by a purely natural concept?
I mean, I see that you're bisexual, and you clearly don't have a problem with gays or anything, so this comparison may seem extreme, but, aren't you doing exactly the same thing as the people who are opposed to homosexuality? You know, the whole "it's not natural and it is disgusting" stand-point.
I apologise if I have misunderstood your point... I'm tired as hell so I'm ranting like a bastard. Have a good day.
User avatar #187 to #171 - megaton (07/04/2014) [-]
i think he is trying to say that he doesnt get much sex and even though he doesnt want to be the guy who has sex all day every day. it confuses him to see people that do enjoy that kind of act and act on it regularly. confusion turns to misplaced anger that he feels he cant help but feeling. also there might be some jealosy in the fact that they get any sex only if it is also a fact that he doesn't but just see it as natural rather than a privilege
#81 to #52 - inuares (07/03/2014) [-]
that furry has sleeves but isn't wearing a shirt.
that furry has sleeves but isn't wearing a shirt.
#341 to #81 - reptarz ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
#291 to #81 - CIS White Male (07/04/2014) [-]
they're his paw foreskins :c
#285 to #81 - CIS White Male (07/04/2014) [-]
That's how furries work...
User avatar #220 to #89 - daimonkaito (07/04/2014) [-]
Does it come in rainbow?
User avatar #82 to #81 - demandsgayversion (07/03/2014) [-]
it's adorable
User avatar #86 to #82 - inuares (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm not quite sure how I feel about it. ._.
#90 to #86 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
if you don't like it just take off the rest of his clothes
User avatar #117 to #90 - inuares (07/03/2014) [-]
nah, I don't think I'd go that far.
#172 to #117 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I never hurts to try it just once
User avatar #361 to #172 - inuares (07/05/2014) [-]
I dunno mate. look what happens to cocaine users.
User avatar #362 to #361 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/05/2014) [-]
I tried cocaine once and look at me Im a perfectly normal person
User avatar #363 to #362 - inuares (07/05/2014) [-]
Seems legit. May try.
User avatar #364 to #363 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/06/2014) [-]
never hurts to try
User avatar #365 to #364 - inuares (07/06/2014) [-]
unless you're trying to hurt yourself.
User avatar #87 to #86 - demandsgayversion (07/03/2014) [-]
You don't think those are parts of his arms, do you?
#71 to #52 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh Sparky, you little skamp
#296 to #71 - cubanwhiteman (07/04/2014) [-]
This brings up the question, why is there so much gay furry porn... Like I've made the joke that furries are gay, but really?
User avatar #304 to #296 - funferret (07/04/2014) [-]
I've learned/and found that most of the outspoken furries are gay, whereas the straights are more quiet.
User avatar #311 to #304 - cubanwhiteman (07/04/2014) [-]
I feel like they're outspoken only for the sake of being outspoken. I knew a guy who was like that, always announced his hobbies like it's supposed to piss me off he's like "Hey guess what man, I'm a furry, and I bet there's nothing you can say that's gonna make me think differently!" and I brushed it off, but he always came back with something new like he likes ponies or dubstep for some reason.
User avatar #312 to #311 - funferret (07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I think in that case the person might just be trying to start an argument or some **** . There's also the possibility that a lot of straight furries are still in the closet about being a furry as well.
User avatar #357 to #312 - slenderwolf (07/04/2014) [-]
That's very likely, I know I am.
User avatar #73 to #71 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
what dose taht word skamp mean...
User avatar #74 to #73 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
Rambunctious, um...fun-loving
User avatar #76 to #74 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
ah okay this is what I thought of when you said skamp www.amazon.com/Bali-Womens-Skimp-Skamp-2633/dp/B00
User avatar #77 to #76 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
Nope, I didn't really know those existed. I don't know why anyone would call you a really unattractive pair of pantes
User avatar #78 to #77 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
that was why I had to ask what you meant
User avatar #54 to #52 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
*suck
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